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Just Friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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"I set up a Grindr profile last night and I've received many messages of people comparing me to a catfish. Now that I know what it means, I'm relieved I haven't started responding to the messages yet."
There's a marked silence coming from the other side of the room. The needle is frozen in midair, resting on Wei Ying's index finger as he stares dumbly back at Lan Zhan. It had been a while since he'd seen him speechless. Wei Ying has a tremendous poker face and rarely lets it drop, even in times of distress. Lan Zhan wonders if he's said something wrong.
"C-can you repeat that?"
Wei Ying also never stutters, so Lan Zhan obliges him quickly. Repeating himself does nothing to quell Wei Ying's confusion. In fact, it seems to grow.
"W-hy— why— why would you do that?"
After thirteen years of pining after a best friend that's shown absolutely no interest in him, Lan Zhan decides to create a profile on Grindr and get this whole virginity thing dealt with.
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27 Jun 2026
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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23 Jun 2026
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and I will meet you where the sky ends. where the eternity begins by happyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2026
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They both turned to Lan Qiren in pure horror, Lan Zhan’s body instinctively leaning over Wei Yingʼs to shield him from Lan Qiren's furious gaze and to protect him from the unwanted presence of another alpha in Wei Yingʼs safe place despite the blanket hiding both of them anyways, only Lan Zhan's shoulders being visible.
But that was enough for Lan Qiren to notice first thing, his nephew's bare shoulders, then his nephew's bare forehead, and the omega lying under him that was probably also naked underneath the duvet, before Lan Qiren's face started taking a deeper, concerning shade of red, his nostrils flaring as his chest heaved rapidly, his scent spiking and sharpening as a vein popped out on his forehead.
He parted his lips to probably give Lan Zhan the worst and harshest yelling and lecturing of his life, only for him to drop to the ground with a loud huff of robes.
﹏latibule (n.):
a hiding place; a place of safety and comfort.Lan Zhan's once safe and comforting hideout gets found by an orphic stranger, and then Lan Zhan finds home.
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14 Jun 2026
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Go For It Lan Wangji! by Adventurewaffles for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Mar 2026
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"You think Lan Wangji smells that good?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Uhh, duh?" Wei Wuxian replied. "He is probably the best smelling alpha of our generation."
Jiang Cheng turned his head back towards the ceiling, shaking it, "Absolutely not."
"Yeah right," Wei Wuxian laughed, "name one alpha who smells better."
Jiang Cheng lifted his hand and began to list off names, counting them with his fingers. "Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue, Jin Zixuan—"
"THE PEACOCK?" Wei Wuxian screeched.
Jiang Cheng only shrugged in response, "Hey, you know I hate the guy as much as you do, but I won't lie and say he doesn't smell good."
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21 May 2026
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He Brought The Consigliere by RedStockings for intheeveningsunrise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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When Wei Ying's work is stolen, he blurts out a desperate lie to protect himself - a lie that he is married to internationally famous lawyer Lan Zhan.
But now Lan Zhan is waiting for him outside of his workplace.
Like a mob boss, he's brought his consigliere, and an offer with two choices.Sign the cease and desist - or marry him for real.
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20 May 2026