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    There stood Mike, frozen like a statue. In front of him, Will was bent over, digging through the fruit drawer of the refrigerator. After a moment, Will straightened up with a ripe peach in hand. Ted watched his son continue staring at the exact spot Will’s backside had just occupied, wearing an expression of pure, hopeless longing.

    Ted considered quietly backing out of the room.

    "For God's sake, Michael," He said, instead. "Either take something out or close the door. I'm not paying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood."

    Will turned around, blinking in mild confusion.

    Mike’s face bloomed bright red. The blush was quickly overtaken by a scowl. He slammed the refrigerator door hard enough to rattle every magnet on it. “I was getting something! Sorry it took more than two seconds-"

    “When exactly did your mother start storing the snacks in the back pockets of Will’s jeans?”

    “Oh my God.” Mike spun on his heel and stormed toward the stairs. “You are so-" The rest was lost to thundering footsteps and the inevitable slam of his bedroom door.

    Or, Ted realizes sometimes you need to be locked in the closet before coming out of it.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    What initially begins as Mike and Will calling each other exaggeratedly cheesy pet names to mess with Max and Lucas starts spiralling into something a lot more intimate and dangerous. Will isn't really sure where they managed to lose the plot, or how far they can go before there's no turning back.

    Or: Max and Lucas go through a late honeymoon phase. It's excessive. It's gross. Mike and Will (well, mostly Mike) decide to engage in exaggerated bouts of PDA to demonstrate how disgusting the couple are being. It starts to get out of control pretty quickly.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Will and Mike are insanely competitive. Incapable of losing or letting the other win, it comes up in quite literally every aspect of their lives – whether it be one-upping each other while playing games, or drinking with their friends, or even arguments, neither side is ever willing to give up until it gets too tiring to keep going.

    Will thinks for a moment, biting his lip and picking at his fingernails, before looking at Mike with a mysterious glint in his eyes. There's a rosy tint to his cheeks, and Mike has to stop himself from leaning over and biting them.

    “Do you want to play Mario Kart again tonight?”

    Mike and Will play video games. Just for fun. Totally, totally not as an excuse to get naked.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    "You're like a horny little puppy tonight," Will giggles, which earns him a whine into his chest while he tugs his fingers through Mike's hair. Mike grips Will's sweater tighter, and he can swear he feels Mike’s cock twitch hard against his shin at the words, which makes him want to explore that thought a little more. "You like being called puppy?"

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Before he can stop it, his hands are slammed up against the headboard behind him. He whips his head towards them, they’re suspended by nothing, but he can’t move them an inch. He tugs at them, tries to pull them free from whatever invisible force is holding them there.

    “You always call me a sorcerer, and now you’re shocked?”

    His eyes slide to where Will is kneeling on the bed in front of him, a hand open at his side, blood trickling from his nose.

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    Will uses his powers on Mike and they fuck crazy style.

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    25 Jul 2026