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Bright Red Morning by Fera (melonpatches)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Jul 2018
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Kirishima gets ready in the morning and is still not used having bright red hair.
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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Wei Wuxian locks his phone and puts it down, blinks at his ceiling, and picks it up again. The pictures are still there.
His first thought is that Lan Zhan meant them for someone else. That he just woke up at—he checks the timestamp—6:30 am on a Sunday and decided to go absolute full nuclear seduction option on some poor boy he met on Grindr, who would now be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to him because Wei Wuxian had a bad habit of distracting—of—oh.
Pieces of last night start to resurface and paste themselves together in his head. He winces.
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26 May 2026
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Closer by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 May 2026
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“Do you know how scenes normally work? Do you –” there’s a sharp intake of breath, as though something has occurred to Lan Zhan too late. Wei Ying looks up and sees Lan Zhan absolutely stricken. “Do you know what BDSM is?”
It seems like a moment where a response is required.
Wei Ying squares his shoulders a touch and ventures, “Uh, chains and whips? That excite people?”
Wei Ying craves rough sex and simply blames any (obviously unrelated) unpleasant feelings the next morning on a hangover. Lan Zhan is two things: appalled, and willing to teach him about the art of aftercare.
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- Part 2 of Twitter Threadfics
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20 May 2026
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Work in Tandem by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Aug 2022
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“He smiles too much,” Lan Wangji says, frowning at the pixelated headshot of the instructor. Flippancy is not necessarily forbidden, but it is strongly discouraged, especially when one is a thousand feet above ground instructing the light of someone else’s life.
Lan Sizhui is going for his Sword Flight Licence. Lan Wangji is panicked.
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19 May 2026
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Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2021
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“It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”
Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.
Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.
Or, a Major League Baseball AU
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- Part 1 of Waiting for Spring
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26 Apr 2026