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Angel and Husk loved each other. They just loved other things more.
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Or: The Last Five Years, but Huskerdust flavored.
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Val grumbles. “Vox’s just being a little bitch about the parade. Don’t worry, it’ll kick in soon.”
“It” could be a lot of things. Some benzos. A horse tranquilizer. Oxy, like his mom used to take. Angel is half convinced that Vox’s breakfast is a cereal mix of uppers and downers, powder in those bright colored-capsules that you give to old people. Things that look a lot prettier than they taste. Not that he has much room to talk. He gets the same shit, just in different packaging.
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Or: Drug-induced lobotomies are good for managing people who can’t manage themselves. They’re also great for PR.
Or, or: Vox looked really silly in the pride standees. Here's a fic about it.
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“You are a girl!”
Angel is too high for this. He pats Niffty on the head, awkwardly. He thinks it’s her head, anyway. Everything’s a bit wobbly, and it’s not just the stilettos he’s wearing. “Yeah, sure, whatever you want, baby—lemme jus’ get—”
He doesn’t get to finish that sentence, but he does spew a modest circle of hot pink vomit on the hotel carpet. Chic! Somewhere, he can hear Charlie’s voice prattling about the importance of harm reduction. Small mercies, then, that he hadn’t puked on someone’s back-alley monster cock instead. He should get a star sticker for that alone.
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Or: Angel and drag, over the years.
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[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]
[YOU WON’T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.]-
Or: He’s in Vee Tower again. It’s a little nostalgic.
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*Noelle equipped the _____ _____!
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Or: One of the ways you can abort the Weird Route in Chapter 5. Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
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Songs to Listen to When Your Dad Dies by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Dec 2024
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A playlist by Octavia Goetia, age 17.
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For those in Pentagram City, working for the Vees is a dream come true. Sure, you may get torn up on the job, hypnotized on the daily, or otherwise subject to general debauchery, but the healthcare benefits are to die for—literally.
However, when newly-dead makeup artist Methylene lands the chance to work with esteemed Angel Dust, the job doesn’t turn out how she expects.
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We Don't Know What's in the Woods by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
11 Sep 2022
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In its infancy, Camp Meritocrat aimed to educate the youth on the former leaders of the world, honoring their memory through competitive activities geared towards kids of middle school age. Now, it has even less staff than it started with and is closer to a babysitting gig than it is an educational summer camp.
But children flourish when they’re away from their parents, and Camp Meritocrat is no exception to this rule. Here, friendships bloom, lines are drawn, and a pre-Blight legend about a certain gold dragon entwines campers and counselors alike in a mystery that dates back decades.
Or: The fun, pulpy summer camp spinoff of RQG.
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On a quiet evening at sea, Stede peels an orange for Ed.
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Sasha's gaze turns to the knife, and she stares at it for some time. “I haven’t stabbed anything in a while."
Hamid frowns. “Is that good?”
She shrugs. “I dunno. Maybe.”
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In which Hamid makes a friend, eats cheesecake, gets kidnapped, and looks at the stars. Not exactly in that order.
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On the day the Vengeance touches down, the sky is blue. The trees are green. And the snow beneath Cel’s feet is bright, bright red.
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“Keep makin’ that face and it’ll be stuck like that forever,” Zolf grunts.
“Oh, you say that like it’s a bad thing.” Wilde smiles. “I’ve been told I look charming, this way.”
“I’m sure you have.”
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Or: Wilde finds Zolf looking at a photograph of the London Rangers. It brings up some memories.
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“I used to see it every time I blinked.”
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Or: A year after the fall of Rome, Sasha lights a candle.
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The Rangers never worked on a name, because they never needed one.
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- Part 6 of to what comes next (the line is erased 2021)
- Part 8 of author's favorites
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The person in front of Zolf is not Sasha.
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The sound of Sasha’s silverware against the plates was grating.
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the heart will not remember what it will not name by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
24 Nov 2021
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“You’ve got all the best views of the city from up here,” Sasha murmured. It felt best, she felt, to murmur in the quiet of a morning like this. “Well, ‘cept for the people, maybe. They look more like ants this way. Though I guess you never really go to places like this to look at the people, do you?”
“Oh, but I like the people the most,” said the gargoyle. “They wear such funny hats.”
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Or: a conversation about lost friends and old tricks.
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“Good morning, Sasha.”
“Cheers,” Sasha said. She hesitated, then. “What… er, what are you doing?”
“Making soup,” Hamid said brightly. He stirred the pot.
There was a beat.
“For breakfast?”
“I thought it’d be nice.”
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Or: Hamid doesn’t know how to cook. Sasha doesn’t know how to cook. They try to cook anyway.
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i am not a vessel for your good intent by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
22 Nov 2021
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A selection of entries from the
diaryjournal of Sasha Racket, gifted to her by Eldarion at age 15, in Upper London.Series
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all that we share is the view of these stars by matchinghalves
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
10 Sep 2021
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“They say,” Zolf began, voice rough with salt, “the stars we’re lookin’ at now are the same ones from thousands of years ago.”