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    “Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”

    Oh.

    Well shit.

    (Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    It starts with a completely innocuous act.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “You get lost again?” Sanji calls out.

    A single keen eye locks onto him, “Got lost on the way to your heart,” Zoro quips, “Think you could show me the way?”

    Sanji nearly swallows his cigarette, “Moss, what the fuck.” He attempts to hide his cough with a bark of a laugh but he’s not sure it was very successful by the way it wheezes its way out of his lungs. “You couldn’t find it if I gave you a map.”

    Zoro tilts his head, the gold of his earrings glinting like embers and that goddamn dimple curving into his cheek as he grins, “So you’d give me a map?”

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    When Sanji drunkenly admits his attraction to Zoro he thought their friendship would be over. Instead he finds himself living a nightmare.
    Alternatively: Zoro attempts to woo Sanji with his own tactics and does not catch on that he’s sending Sanji to an early grave.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    "Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."

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    Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
    Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze.

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    30 Sep 2025