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  1. The Roy Kent Effect by

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    08 Jul 2026

    Summary

    The Roy-Jamie BDSM-verse that didn't exist yet, so I had to write it.

    Roy is a Dom who's a little more engaged with his team than in canon, since he's taken on backup Dom duties for the couple subs on the team. Jamie is a sub who's been told his whole life that he can't be a sub, so he won't.

    What happens when Roy finds Jamie dropping alone at the club? The beginning of a delightful dynamic.

    Starts out platonic, will probably stay that way, but honestly who knows?

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  2. He's Here, He's There, He's Every-spanking-where by

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    05 Jul 2026

    Summary

    An AU where corporal punishment is standard in professional sports, even if no one really talks about it. Pretty worldwide, but not really encouraged in the U.S., so Ted doesn't really know what to do with it. Roy's not gonna let that stop him, though.

    I will be fixing canon through the power of spanking. I have zero regrets.

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  3. The Richmond Club Paddle by , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    05 Jul 2026

    Summary

    A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.

    That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.

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  4. Little Lamb by

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    21 Jun 2026

    Summary

    In a world where Littles are known, not a lot has changed for Jamie Tartt- his dad still sucks, so he's grown up suppressing his Little side as hard as he can.

    But some things have changed, because when Roy Kent encounters Little Jamie in a drop, he goes from resenting the little prick to taking care of him in about two seconds flat.

    Or, the adventures of Daddy Roy and Little Jamie

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  5. Co-Parents with Benefits by ,

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    30 Dec 2025

    Summary

    Rebecca Welton and Roy Kent don't seem to have a lot in common, aside from Richmond AFC. And a healthy disdain for Rupert Mannion.

    But that's enough to get them talking. How they go from that to raising children together? Well, that's slightly more complicated. But only slightly, to be fair.

    Or, the Roybecca Besties Raising Babies Together AU that nobody asked for

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    But Hear Me Out: Ted Lasso BDSMverse by

    Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)

    07 Dec 2025

    Summary

    Jamie Tartt were the best striker in the fucking league. Everyone knew he were the best, and everyone knew he had to be a sado dom, because sado doms made the best strikers, didn't they?

    It were all the aggression they brought to the pitch.

    But Jamie Tartt had a secret.

    Or at least, he did have a secret, until his loan to Richmond AFC.

    He'd done so good- no one'd guessed he was a sub in academy or at Man City. He'd done everything, to keep that secret a fucking secret.

    He'd done so good, until Roy fucking Kent figured it out.

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    Bookmarked by loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland)

    26 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE SERIES I HAVE BEEN WANTING SINCE WATCHING THIS SHOW FINALLY EXISTS. EVERYONE COME READ IT