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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    08 Jul 2026

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    They’re crazy Your Honor, for each other.

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    There is nothing a little bedrest and irony can't cure.

    Lexa is sure the only thing that heals Clarke's mind and keeps her heart thumping against her ribs is an ill-advised amount of the first and a frustrating amount of the second. But Clarke has never been anything less than ill-advised and frustrating. If anybody will survive a hole in their brain, Lexa is sure it will be Clarke.

    (At Heda's expense, of course.)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    o7 good fic right here. Original meaning of comedy

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    "Be honest! In your designs, in your life! Be honest with yourself! Enough bullshit."
    “I like beautiful things. I want to possess them. I want to possess you. I want to breathe in the scent of your hair while your silk drips down my hand.” Villanelle took one last step toward Eve, her hand landing on the wall beside Eve’s head. “So, how’s that for honest?” Eve swallowed harshly.

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    The fashion design AU where Villanelle seduces yet another teacher.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    They sorta deserve each other

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    “I wanted to hurt you, yes, because you hurt me, but I didn’t want it to go like this. I wasn’t listening and I should’ve been.” Deborah’s voice is suddenly so gravely serious, it makes Ava squirm. “Ava… I really thought you were going to kill yourself.”
     
    “Yeah, well. Sorry to disappoint.” Ava says, bitterly. 

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    Or: Following their reconciliation at the beach, Deborah’s determined to win Ava’s trust back. Ava’s determined too, but her body just won’t let her. (Takes place between 4x06, “Mrs. Table” and 4x07, “D’Christening”)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ava and Deborah both go through the hero’s journey for the sake of their love and sex life.

    Beautiful work

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    It's the Wizarding World, but not as you know it. Voldemort never rose to power and never threw the UK into two destructive wars. Participants of said wars have led very different lives. One such participants is Bellatrix Black. In this life, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides and had been for the last fifteen years.

    Bellatrix is one of the very best at what she does. Work-a-holic and sometimes alcoholic, her devotion to work comes with the price of a private life that lies in shambles.

    When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius seventh year called Hermione Granger happens to become her prime suspect. But meeting this girl will change everything for her.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    This one is fun, love a good AU