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“This is actually a much better outcome, wouldn’t you say?”
Oliver glanced back at Flint. It took him a moment to catch up. “What, me being in football as well instead of some random bloke?”
“Exactly,” Flint sat up, and all of a sudden they were closer. “You‘d gain nothing from outing me to the tabloids, because it‘d ruin you, too.”
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Or: The one where Oliver Wood is the perpetually-on-loan reserve goalie for Manchester United, Marcus Flint is Manchester City's million-pound golden boy and they somehow meet over Grindr. It's football, shagging and six years of pining.
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Oliver glanced between Marcus Flint and his infant son several times. Then he plucked Reggie from Flint’s lap, simple as that, holding the baby under his armpits. He probably weighed as much as a bludger. A little fist came down and smacked him on the bridge of his nose.
“Stop this violence at once,” Oliver said, mock-serious.
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In which Marcus Flint crash-lands into parenthood, and – against all expectations – Oliver Wood does, too.
Or: Learning how to tie nappies, shagging up against the sink, magical long-distance travel and the bigotry of post-war Wizarding Britain.
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- Part 3 of In Flight, Two Boys
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Sous Les Pavés by lobst_r
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
28 Apr 2024
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Grantaire, who seemed to be his polar opposite in many aspects of life, was often target of this scorn.
The fact that he was an Omega didn’t help one bit, it only served to strengthen Enjolras’ resolution in disliking him. He would sooner chew off his own foot than offer the paternalistic courtesy afforded to Omegas traditionally, or the sick fascination reserved for rare male ones.
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Or: A take on Les Amis in today's France (with a side of A/B/O).
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Marcus looked down at the wizard, still twitching pitifully on the ground, snot and tears streaking across his wrinkled face. He was moving his mouth, thick tongue and all, begging for mercy.
“Crucio.”
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In which, against all odds, Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood end up fighting on the same side.
Or: Pining, a drawn-out war, misunderstandings, a botched pure-blood wedding and a host of (necessary) secrets to keep.
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- Part 2 of In Flight, Two Boys
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The one where Sakuragi struggles to make rent and then struggles some more to hide his pesky little secret. Meanwhile, Rukawa realizes that he has feelings and that class differences are real. Also, neoliberalism is killing Japan.
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Love and basketball in the early 90s, with a side of A/B/O.
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My take on Flintwood, from Hogwarts to the Quidditch field to the battlegrounds of the Second Wizarding War and beyond.
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“We need more of your cum,” Lando hums, the vibration of his voice buzzing against Oscar’s straining cock before he latches back on.
“We?” Oscar’s hand wrangles deep into Lando’s curls. His brain is too fried to care about the slip. As long as Lando’s mouth is wet and busy around his dick, the semantics don’t matter.
“I,” Lando corrects, pulling back just enough to flash a wide, hungry grin that shows every one of his teeth. “I need every last drop you got in there.” He punctuates it with a soft touch to Oscar’s balls, gently squeezing them as though he’s trying to coax the semen out.
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Lando goes on a trip and brings something back with him. A new personality and a new, predatory obsession with Oscar.Series
- Part 12 of landoscar works by this anon
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Bookmarked by lobst_r
26 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is seriously one of the most unhinged yet exciting works of porn I've ever had the honour of beholding. You just have to love it.
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Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.
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Bookmarked by lobst_r
27 Feb 2026
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I cannot tell you how accurately this story captured the bodily dimension of mutual obsession, it was just utterly glorious to behold. I read this with my whole body. I had to take breaks. Fuck being alive is glorious.
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by lobst_r
15 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Maybe I am just emotional but this really put pressure on my tear ducts. Fuck. The yearning, the misunderstanding, the complete love-sickness of them. This is the Heated Rivalry Psychosis. I am fucking hysterical both on the inside and the outside.
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“Let’s recap then- You admit that you and Charles Leclerc have been involved in a sexual relationship for the past two years. You describe this as a ‘long-term, exclusive, friends with benefits’ arrangement, in which you estimate you usually sleep with him at least twice a week. Oh, and in your own words, it’s 'complicated'. Does that cover everything you want to tell me Max?”
“Oh for fuck’s sake- yes, Gemma, that’s everything. Now will you please tell me what the fuck is going on?"
“I will, but I have one last question...When did you and Charles film the sex tape?”
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or: Max and Charles’ sex tape is leaked to the paddock. The violation of privacy is almost as terrible as the way it forces them to confront their feelings.- Language:
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Bookmarked by lobst_r
28 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Sometimes a fic is simply so delicious you wished it would never end. And you get good heartburn from all the feels. This is one of them.
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It took Max three years and two world championships to stop seeing Charles as his omega. He wonders how many years and championships it will take this time around.
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Bookmarked by lobst_r
24 Jan 2025
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I came back to read this for a second time, so I guess that's the cue to bookmark. Lovely, complex, heartrending stuff, beautifully written and filthy all at once. I hardly know these race car drivers but I also do not care in the slightest, this fandom is in bloom.