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    “Y’know,” Wade says, voice warped funny around Logan’s grip on his face, “I did not fail to keep a stripper for lack of ability in bed, if that’s what you were wondering.”

    “I don’t believe that. You never stop talking.”

    “They don’t call me the merc with a mouth for nothing, daddy.” Wade tries to lick the blood off Logan’s face and misses by a hair’s breadth.

    Logan shoves him back down to the center console and Wade howls. It fucking hurts, but he still gets a little moan in there because his pain-pleasure wires got crossed a long time ago and it pisses Logan off, two for the price of one. Over his voice he hears Logan growl, “Stop calling me that!”

    “What, augh, god, ow, what would you prefer? Sir? Master? Professor? Fuck—“ Wade’s got a better angle to grind on now and Logan’s hand gripping his jaw is doing it for him. “Or we can go the other way, huh, princess?”

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Maverick invited Iceman into the bathroom to blow him, that’s a fact. It’s also a fact that Maverick had clearly been giving him signs all night, comments with more than a sprinkle of a sexual innuendo and lascivious looks through his half-lidded eyes, but none of those really meant that Maverick had more than a quick blowjob in mind.

    It didn’t give Iceman the right to invite Maverick to his hotel room, but then again, Maverick never told him to not do so.

    (Or, Iceman and Maverick find each other during their three-week leave. Things go down quickly.)

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    12 Jul 2026

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    “How many times can you come before you start shooting blanks? Or does that never happen because of the regen?” Wade asks, voice deceptively light, pushing his thumb into that spot at the base of the head and making Logan gasp out a wet hurt sound.

    It’s a trick question, and one he can’t fucking win either way. Whatever he says, Wade’ll want proof, will want to strip his dick raw and see what happens. He should keep his trap shut and pray that the ADHD does the rest.

    “I don’t know,” Logan says instead, blinking past the hot sweat stinging his eyes, “no one’s ever…”

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    10 Jul 2026

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    "Come on, why are you doubting my willingness to give you all the backshots your fuckable little heart desires? I spent three years in a committed relationship with a woman whose libido could best be described as 'wildly OP,' and it wasn't all pegging and pussy-munching."

    "That's not the same thing," Logan says.

    "Well, through the magic of pansexuality, it is for me," Wade says. "You can be my babygirl anytime."

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Logan purposely takes his time, inching in slowly and pumping out even slower. Not because he cares all that much about how comfortable or prepped Wade is, but because he enjoys how easy it is to draw out all those desperate little noises.

    He appreciates them much more than he’s willing to let on, if he’s being honest.

    Because it turns out that when Wade Wilson isn’t being an overly sarcastic, fast-mouthed prick, he actually sounds kind of pretty.

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    That one scene where they fight in the Honda Oddeysy, but like 10X’s more horny because we all know it should have been.

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    07 Jul 2026