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    Taking a deep breath, Izuku says, "Shouto, I - I promise I'm not trying to make fun of you here. I'm really not, but - but that absolutely, one hundred percent does not mean what you think it does."

    Shouto blinks at him again, so stupidly pretty Izuku kind of hates him for it.

    "It doesn't?"

    "Friends with benefits means that you're friends, yes - but the benefits part suggests that the friends are messing around with each other. It implies that they're hooking up."

    Shouto stares.

    Steeling himself, Izuku says, "Like, that's the benefit, Shou. It's sex."

    He stares, and stares, and stares, the wheels behind his eyes turning impossibly slowly, and when it finally seems to sink in, when he finally looks like he understands the enormity of what he has told the media is happening between him and Izuku, he sinks back into the couch.

    "…ah. I see."

    Then, a moment later, he follows this assessment up with a resigned, quiet, "Fuck."

    Izuku snorts out a laugh and pats his shoulder.

    "Yeah," he agrees. "Fuck."

    Todoroki accidentally tells the rest of Japan that he and Midoriya are having sex. It's not the worst thing Izuku's ever experienced.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "C'mon, Shou. You know what I mean."

    "Do I?" Shouto asks, bemused.

    "I have - back pain. My ankles are shot from too many rough landings. I snore, and I need glasses, and my knees pop every time I get out of bed in the morning." He shakes his head, sighing. "It's embarrassing, you should divorce me."

    "We haven't even submitted the marriage registration yet," Shouto points out.

    "Then maybe you should run away while you still can!"

    Shouto blinks. "Because your knees pop?"

    "Because I'm - old and worn out!"

    "But isn't that the whole point of getting married? That we can take care of each other as we get older, and make sure we aren't pushing ourselves too hard?"

    Izuku purses his lips.

    "The point is that I forced you into a stupid pact in high school about getting married to each other if we didn't marry other people first, and now here we are! Cutting the cake and tossing bouquets!"

    Ah, Shouto thinks. This again.

    As third years, Izuku and Shouto decide to get married. Fifteen years later, they actually do it.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The slow press of lips, unworried. The kiss of teeth to his lower lip, enough to shock up his spine and leave his legs weak. Naruto presses a lingering kiss to the corner of his mouth.

    Sasuke belatedly realizes they haven’t been discovered.

    His brain kicks back into gear, one thought at a time. It’s slow going.

    Naruto’s hands are still holding him close. While he scrambles for purchase in anything like logic, he dips his head and presses his warm mouth to Sasuke’s throat. The kiss of teeth, enough to unmake him.

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    "Any you don't have?" Katsuki asks.

    "I tried them all," Shouto says. He squats, becoming eye level to the Pokémon gachapon. "But there's still so many I don't have."

    "That's how they get you to keep coming back."

    Shouto's gaze flickers to him, then back. "It's not the only thing."

    OR: no one really comes in the konbini when Katsuki’s working the graveyard shift. No one except for a candy cane haired pretty boy apparently.

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    Shouto knows there’s a reason Bakugou always waits around and stays behind.

    On a late night trip shopping for snacks, when Bakugou rests his head on Shoutoʼs shoulder in the checkout line, he finds it: Bakugou just wants to be close to him (they both want that).

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