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tell me you didn't mean to say i love you by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Bruce knows Clark better than he knows himself, and he knows about the goddamn ring.
(or, Bruce is an idiot who knows less than he thinks, Clark has a martyr complex the size of Texas, and none of this is Oliver’s fault, never mind what anyone says.)
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- Part 7 of superbat works
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- English
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- 6,729
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- 4/4
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- 1
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- 187
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21 Jul 2026
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"This is what the Royal Flush Gang wanted to steal?" Dick asked nobody in particular. "A crummy old coin?"
[[Or, Bruce accidentally acquires a genie, and Dick decides he'd actually really like an extra parent.]]
Translation to 中文 available on AO3 here and on mtslash here by cindyhr!
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- Part 1 of superbat works
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- English
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- 5,020
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
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21 Jul 2026
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A Guide to Studying Your Rescue Human by stayweirdalways
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Basically what it says on the tin: the Eridians studying the leaky space blob Rocky brought back and being mildly horrified at, like, most of his weird habits and biology things.
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- Part 1 of How To Live On An Alien Planet
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- English
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- 5,390
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- 3/?
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- 2
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03 Jul 2026
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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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01 Jul 2026
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“Okay, God, I don’t know, channel early-career Clark? You know, all bright-eyed and eager, and a total stranger to me. Back when I was just a hardass–“
“A badass.”
“–who didn’t get coffee with you until it was disguised as a way to get insider info for an exposé I was writing.”
“You want me to channel that Clark?”
She sighs, at a loss for other options. “Sure.”
“Okay. So how does Superman badly flirting with you put us in a less suspicious position?”
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24 Jun 2026
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The League of Extraordinary Coworkers by TheThirdChild
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
21 Aug 2025
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- Part 2 of Strictly Off the Record
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20 Jun 2026
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Seven Minutes in Heaven by Daily Planet Intern (My_LittleCorner)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), DCU
08 Sep 2025
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After accidentally seeing Clark leave a janitor’s closet — with a tie half done and his jacket over his arm, Lois is consumed by curiosity and by the stubborn need to find out what he’s doing in there.
Clois Week 2025 Day 1: Lois finding out he is Superman
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16 Jun 2026
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When Mr. Charles Bingley rode into Hertfordshire to acquaint himself with Netherfield Park it was on a purely accidental recommendation. Bingley was the sort of open, easy young man whom people would not scruple to share their opinions with, and the solicitor who took it upon himself to advocate for Netherfield could certainly not be blamed for seeing a very desirable tenant in him. Bingley was at that time not yet of age two years and unmarried, but he had the sort of good-humoured and generous character that must recommend him to almost anybody.
[A retelling of P&P from the perspectives of Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bingley.]
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- 43/43
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07 Jun 2026
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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26 May 2026
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i won't confess that i waited (but i let the lamp burn) by heroesfading
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)
18 Mar 2025
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Anthony Bridgerton first meets Kate Sharma when he is five and twenty and she is seeking a match. He is instantly besotted.
Four years later, she returns to London unable to look him in the eye.
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17 Apr 2026
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Anthony Bridgerton decides early on in his quest for a wife that she must be capable enough to handle the demands of managing an estate and his siblings. Kate Sharma decides immediately that he is insufferable. Anthony must do everything he can to plea his case for a loveless-if-comfortable marriage with the one woman in London who is immune to his charms.
Engagement/Marriage of Convenience AU
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14 Apr 2026
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let's do it all over again by susiecarter for chantefable
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
11 Jan 2022
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Clark had recognized Bruce right away, obviously.
But Bruce hadn't recognized Clark.
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25 Mar 2026
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to feel without a light by susiecarter for Fluffypanda
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
29 Dec 2021
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Clark caught up with Bruce in a blind alley.
If he hadn't already known something was wrong, that would have been enough to make it obvious. Bruce would never have retreated into a dead end, not if he'd been in his right mind.
But he wasn't.
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- English
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- 5,219
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 193
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24 Mar 2026
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A Labyrinth of Sounds and Smells, Misdirection and Misfortune by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Dec 2025
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Bruce knows it's a little absurd to accuse his own city of sabotaging his boyfriend. But he really doesn't have another explanation for how Superman keeps getting lost.
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- Part 28 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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- English
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22 Mar 2026
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Isn't It Delicate? by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.
Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 24 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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- English
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22 Mar 2026
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i've been knocked down, i got up again by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
26 Jun 2024
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"So," Bruce says, accent firmly in place, broad enough to drive a truck through, "are you gonna let me take a look at the goods, or what?"
(Written for Kryptonite Week Day 3: pink kryptonite.)
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- Part 5 of for all the things my eyes have seen
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16 Mar 2026
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Bruce and Clark deal with kryptonite, get a coffee, are undercover, share a bed, face off against some tentacles, have feelings about holograms, and dream together.
Or: six times Superbat didn't quite happen, plus the time it finally did. (Written for Superbat Week 2019.)
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- Part 1 of Superbat Week
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- English
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- 15,299
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- 7/7
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- 660
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13 Mar 2026
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too hot (hallelujah) by susiecarter for jaejandra
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
14 Feb 2023
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It isn't as if Clark doesn't know Bruce is—attractive. Objectively. It isn't even that he doesn't know he's spent maybe a little too much time being really, really aware of that fact.
And sure, it's gotten to him, now and then. He's gotten twisted up about it, sometimes. Feeling too much, wanting too much, a pressure in his chest and a lump in his throat. But he's always gotten a grip on it again. It isn't that bad.
It—hasn't been that bad.
(Or: five times Clark was totally overwhelmed by Bruce's attractiveness, plus the time he finally did something about it.)
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09 Mar 2026
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tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
05 Jun 2016
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It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.
Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)
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- English
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- 33,007
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- 1/1
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- 17
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- 1,300
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08 Mar 2026
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My Best Friend's Girl by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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"Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."
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It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day
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- Part 1 of Conjugate Universes
- Language:
- English
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- 5,202
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- 1/1
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- 101
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04 Mar 2026