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    Satoru groans. He really, really does not want to call Suguru, but he cannot see any other option. He’s going to have to suck it up and let his best friend see him Like This.

    Look, Satoru knew it was a bad idea. It's just that knowing didn't stop him from shoving the vibrator all the way in his ass anyway. Whoops?

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Joker directed his gaze to papers in question before a glint of recognition passed in his eyes. Reluctantly, he steadily got up, left the cradle, and moved to the bed, still keeping an eye on the baby.

     

    “What’ve you got, Sam?” Joker sat on the bed, crossing his legs one over the other, gesturing to the chair. 

     

    Sam took that as their queue to sit down and place the envelopes on the table. 

     

    “I come bearing gifts.” They replied with a satisfied grin.

     

    Joker rolled his eyes as Sam adjusted to the chair, “Is everything there?”

     

    “Yep,” Sam responded, popping the ‘p’. They took the first envelope and removed a piece of paper.

     

    “Jeremiah Thomas Napier, born on the 31st of October at 19:49 to a Jack Napier at Gotham City General Hospital. Here is his birth certificate.” While handing the paper over, they picked out the second sheet and continued, “and this is yours.” 

     

    Or,
    Joker is pregnant, Batman doesn't know. Arkham psychiatrist takes the brunt of it.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    After attempting to destroy Gotham (again), Joker flees the city. Batman won’t let him escape his consequences.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    They’re here, together, and they’re dancing, and there is a string of pearls around Joker’s neck streaked with the blood poured from his nose and probably the faintly lighter red of his lipstick, transferred from his lips to Bruce’s to the gems in a blur of touch. Bruce, his Bruce, who can’t stop staring at Joker’s neck, Bruce who smells like blood and Pinot Noir and something Tom Ford, and they are dancing, dancing in the bedroom of an underdecorated penthouse on the outskirts of Gotham, their worlds reduced to each other.

    Joker wears a pearl necklace. Bruce has a lot of feelings about this.

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    30 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Bruce Wayne is getting what he's always wanted: the Joker is rehabilitated and staying in his home under his watchful eye. Gotham is quieter than it's ever been. So why isn't it enough?

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    22 May 2026