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- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
- Political RPF - US 21st c. (1)
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an ogre lost to the wind by leifyread for catsloveluna, herebychancee, Not_That_Dude, geesebumps
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Political RPF - US 21st c.
14 Feb 2023
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Obama just wanted to officially be a knight, and right as he finished training he got his first task.
Bring back Shrek to Lord Farquaad.
Along the way he explores unknown land, speaks to old ones, discovers unwanted truths.
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Tommy thought that his only worries would be having to avoid Quackity and finding Karl.
Turns out someone- something- decided to be a little silly and transported him to another world, rather, another universe.
He loves his life, so much.
So, so much.
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- Part 3 of small prides
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screaming at the sun by leifyread for Aquamarinecos
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Dec 2022
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Most deities put their claim on their chosen between the ages of twelve to sixteen.
All his 'family' has been claimed and his sixteenth birthday is coming, his final chance of showing that he does belong with them.
They always remind him that he is part of the family, even though he wasn't born into it.
They always remind him he will stay part of the family nevertheless should he not get the attention of the deities.
Reminders aren't promises, even if they were, promises can still get broken.
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- Part 1 of *gasp* multi-chap
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The Time I Got Sold to Lovejoy *REAL NOT CLICKBAIT* by leifyread
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Lovejoy (Band)
17 Oct 2022
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The morning started like anyother, his old wooden window was opened by his mother, causing Tommy to wake up and open his royal blue eyes. When his growing golden blond hair fell into his face, obscuring his vision, he should have known something was going to happen.
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- Part 2 of small prides
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i'll be dead before the day is done by leifyread
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Sep 2022
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My boy builds coffins, he makes them all day
But its not for work and it isnt for play
He makes one for himself, one for me too
One of these days he'll make one for youSeries
- Part 1 of small prides
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i hold these near to my heart, they are my small prides and joys
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a collection of multi-chapter works i have
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- 10,449
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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service (Discontinued) by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2026
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AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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- English
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Bookmarked by leifyread
14 Mar 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
97 is minutes to read 80.47k words give or take
23i think
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uh 25?