lavendorchid
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- Bodyguard (TV 2018) (2)
- Fleabag (TV) (1)
- The Quarry (Video Game) (1)
- Fallout (TV 2024) (1)
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In which The Jello Cake is treated with proper reverence.
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He’s not just pale, she suddenly realises. He’s translucent.
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Laura Kearney moves to North Kill looking for peace. What she gets is an incredibly grumpy ghost - and the deadly mystery of who killed him.
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'So maybe she was lonely. Everyone got lonely. It was totally normal. But a part of Fleabag quietly thought that loneliness didn’t really excuse her slowly burgeoning obsession with a person she’d never actually met.'
AU in which Fleabag and the Priest accidentally start anonymously texting before (and after) they meet in real life.
Sort of inspired by You've Got Mail, sort of inspired by the Number Neighbour meme on twitter. -
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"But first, David, there’s something you need more than all that."
FIX-IT, because it's wholly necessary.
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She does not need him.
And yet –
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After Max chooses to sacrifice Chloe, she finds herself determined to make this a new beginning, a timeline that won't be twisted for the worse because of her interference. Maybe this time, she might just be able to do some good. Nathan Prescott seems like the best possible - or worst - place to start.
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27 Apr 2026
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Barb and Cooper agree to take care of Lucy after a major malfunction in her vault. Cooper's initial reluctance quickly at having the girl in their home shifts into something he can't control.
"Maybe he was looking too far into things. Maybe Lucy didn't understand how things worked on the surface, didn't understand that there were rules and boundaries drawn in invisible ink between men and women, and certainly between adults and teenagers. Maybe the kiss was totally innocent, a mark of affection for the people who had agreed to give her a new home. Maybe the remark about him being kept like a dog was harmless. A joke that didn't quite land. Maybe—
"Honey, could you get dinner started?" Barb's voice echoed down the stairwell, cheerful and oblivious. "Are you hungry, Lucy?"
"Starved!" "
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27 Feb 2026
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Lucy followed the Ghoul out of that shell-struck old observatory and through the ruins of things lost so many times over by this point it was a miracle anyone was around who could still put a name to them. Idly, she figured, he might be the only one left around here who could.
So maybe that was why she had thrown her lot in with his without much thought about it. Or maybe it was because she figured he, at least, would be upfront with her if he ever decided to throw her to the wolves. Or maybe, for the briefest of seconds, she had looked at him and thought, wildly, impossibly, that they might be on the same page. Or in the same boat, rather, one without any oars, and which was pitching dangerously.
Or maybe it was something else. Something lesser known. Something like fate, like a little whisper spoken so quietly she didn’t even know she had heard it. But she was listening, now, and the best thing she could do, she figured, was see this through to the end.
The Ghoul walked ahead, having similar internal dilemmas unbeknownst, albeit with significantly more swearing.
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22 Feb 2026
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A dingy bar. A short dress. A washed-up cowboy.
What better recipe to ditch the cloying label of "good girl"?
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- Part 1 of Leave Your Clothes on the Floor
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13 Feb 2026
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Turning my tweet into a two-part fic:
Ghoulcy Modern AU: Cooper Howard's new Social Media Manager Lucy needs to explain why people are commenting "thirst trap" "DILF" and "any hole" on his random IG posts, without letting on she's one of the people also doing it.Bookmarked by lavendorchid
11 Feb 2026