ladyphlogiston

always assume it will explode



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  1. Summary

    stories written by three siblings: ladyphlogiston, sophibug, and AUserByAnyOtherHandle. Why hedgehogs? We don't know either.

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  2. Summary

    A pair of stories about Luna and Hermione, and Luna and Draco, and Hermione and her enemies.

    This is all my sister's fault.

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  3. Summary

    "Wisdom is a tree of life to those who embrace her, and happy are those who hold her fast." (Prov 3:18)

    Father Brown visits a variety of characters at key points in the story and gets them to stop being idiotic.

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  1. Rec 14

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    After Drum Island, Sanji never quite moves back into the men's quarters.

    Nami tells herself it's because the women's quarters are closer to the galley. Vivi knows better.

    Because Sanji never forgot exactly how many steps it takes to get from the kitchen to Nami's bedside.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 27

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    Do you got plans for life? Cause I don't wanna just romance tonight

    "So let me get this straight you're not in a relationship?"

    "No."

    "But you talk all night with him?"

    "Yes."

    "You told him things about your mother?"

    "Yes."

    "And you're trying to win him back?"

    "Not win him back - just get him to see reason"

    "And that's not a relationship?"

    "Exactly."

    In which Nami in her efforts to get Sanji to be okay again with their totally casual, not serious or public at all, must absolutely be kept secret fling accidentally reveals that she's irrevocably in love with him to every single person on this ship.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Din is used to being a faceless bounty hunter no one listens to. Being Mand'alor is...an adjustment.

    Or, 5 Times Din Djarin was Surprised at his Position as Literal Ruler of a Planet...while accidentally winning the affection of said planet.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Ordinary muggle postman Edmund's day starts with pondering over a suspicious letter addressed to "the cupboard under the stairs" and ends with him single-handedly defeating the dark lord Voldemort.

    Starts serious, ends very much crack

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    24 Feb 2026