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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    It’s not his problem, Lucifer tries to tell himself. It’s probably not even a problem to begin with. Sinners don’t even need to eat, after all. Plus, they have weirdass metabolisms, so for all he knows, Alastor has to barely eat anything before going to town on whoever he can get his claws on that day.

    But they sleep on the same floor, and he can hear the deer vomiting at night, so that’s a wrench in the theory.

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    OR: Alastor has a less than stellar relationship with food. Lucifer puts their rivalry on hold to help.

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    30 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Holding the appendage to his mouth, blood dripping down his sleeves, Alastor wondered what Vox would have to say about this. He’d enjoy it, most likely, thrilled to actually be desired by him for the first time in his afterlife.

    The thought passed his mind as his teeth sunk into flesh.

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    OR: Alastor finds Vox's body and becomes obsessed with devouring every inch of it. It's all very normal and well-adjusted.

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    30 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    “Your mistake, Velvette, is assuming that they tolerated me,” Alastor quips—and freezes only for a moment when Velvette gives up the goat and just starts wholesale magicking new clothes onto his body in rapid succession. Nevertheless, he carries on. “You can’t be popular with other Overlords and disrespect them. You’ll have to choose.”

    “Oh yeah?” Velvette scoffs. “How does that explain Vox then?”

    Alastor smiles unkindly.

    “You and I aren’t Vox.”

    (In which Velvette and Alastor become unlikely friends, Vox does his best impression of a bird flying straight towards a glass door, and Alastor gaslights too close to the sun. Set during the time that Vox filmed his joint venture commercial at Carmine Industries, and a short time thereafter.)

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    30 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.

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    29 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Her answer surprises him, and he sits up on instinct. “Seriously?”

    Pale, half-lidded eyes glitter with endearment as she returns his gaze, her smile soft. “I don’t know,” she sighs contentedly. “I guess I just don’t care for heights.”

    “Lilith.” Lucifer lowers himself back to her side, one arm tucked beneath his head. Truly, she is the pinnacle of Creation. “You’ll never enjoy everything life has to offer if you’re afraid of falling.”

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    27 May 2026