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  1. Rec *

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    Before he could dwell any further, an apple appeared in front of Aziraphale’s nose, delicately dangling from a hand that drew Aziraphale’s eyes along an outstretched arm until he was looking up at the tall (he really was very tall) man hovering beside him.

    “This one nearly got away,” the man offered with a hint of amusement. His brow creased slightly as his mouth opened to say something else, before he apparently changed his mind and brought his lips back together.

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    A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?

    This is a story of that what if.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The plan is ready, everything is in place, and Aziraphale is about to prove that he’s quite capable of running the Second Coming all on his own, thank you very much.

    There’s just one problem—and it goes by the name of Mary Magdalene.

    (It also, on occasion, goes by the name “Anthony J. Crowley.”)

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    24 Mar 2025

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    Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
    In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
    That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
    Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…

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    “You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
    The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
    “Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
    “Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.

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    13 Mar 2025

  4. Rec 60

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    Aziraphale can’t actually be suggesting what Crowley infers he’s implying… Satan bless it, he can’t even bring himself to think the thought without discorporating on the spot.
    “On a what?” he chokes out, because there can be no room for error here.
    Aziraphale glances away, then opens and closes his mouth multiple times before whispering: “On a date.”
    “Which date?” he asks dumbly, hands desperately itching for his sunglasses. He’d break eye-contact and look for them if he didn’t suspect he was hallucinating the whole thing. “Like… like a specific day?”
    Aziraphale’s expression, a heady mix of hopeful and anxious, melts once again into haughty annoyance.
    “Goodness gracious, no. I meant on a date. Like… like, you know, romantically,” he clarifies, fidgeting. “With another person.”
    Whatever excitement Crowley was starting to feel dies a very sudden, very depressing death...

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    (Or: Aziraphale tries to ask Crowley on a date, but they misunderstand each other. So Crowley agrees to help Aziraphale pick up someone in a bar while secretly trying to sabotage him; little does he know that the angel is also trying to sabotage the whole thing. Shenanigans ensue. And kisses too.)

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    22 Feb 2025

  5. Rec 94

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    “Aw, what happened? Bad day at the office?” He’s both very proud and very ashamed of the whiny voice that comes out of his mouth. “Did you suddenly realise your esteemed coworkers are a bunch of tossers?”
    Aziraphale keeps looking at him in a way that makes him feel exposed even behind his sunglasses, and he doesn’t waver. He just… stares. No, glares. And he doesn’t move either, doesn’t even breathe properly.
    The angel slowly wets his lips like he’s tasting a subpar chocolate mousse, tilts up his chin and says: “No,” like he’s stabbing the air with it.
    Crowley laughs, a short, ugly thing that quickly turns sour in the back of his throat.
    “Of course you didn’t.”

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    Or: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley don't talk + 1 time they finally do.

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    21 Feb 2025