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I Would Climb 500 Mountains (And I Would Climb 500 More) by koolasuchus
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering
04 Oct 2017
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"The sun set red and gold over Ravnica’s impressive mountains, but Mountain Goat wasn’t paying attention. He had only one thing – one person – on his mind. Tajic, Blade of the Legion. The fiercest of warriors, the most loyal of friends, the greatest guild leader Boros had ever seen. He fought with all his heart and would die for any member of his legion, no matter who they were. Well, he was indestructible, but Mountain Goat had no doubt that he would risk himself anyway. All Mountain Goat wanted was to be noticed by Tajic, and maybe – he was reluctant to even think it, to allow himself to hope – become part of the Boros legion."
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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30 Jun 2026
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If kissing his husband's best friend is wrong, then why do Lestat's lips slot so perfectly between his own?
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30 Jun 2026
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Neck, Wrist, Draw by thepettymusingsofmeat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Jun 2026
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There are three options at the Farm: neck, wrist, or blood draw. As a donor, Louis is very clear about his preferences, but a new job traveling with the Vampire Lestat as one of his primary blood sources might test all of his resolve--and his shame.
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29 Jun 2026
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Breakbones and the Dragonrider by beneathawesternsky
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Aug 2023
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After Rhaenyra marries Laenor, she must focus on producing an heir to the Iron Throne. As the princess's sworn shield, Ser Harwin Strong has pledged to do anything for her. What starts as an arrangement to protect her inheritance transforms into something more. [If you want Harwin/Rhaenyra to be endgame, this fic is for you.]
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26 Jun 2026
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It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.
But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.
(how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)
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09 Jun 2026