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“Oh Rosie. My dearest Rosie! Many apologies to have Husker bother you so late into the evening. It’s quite rude for a fella to ring a lady such as yourself at wee hours of the night. Quite rude indeed!” Rosie rolled her eyes at the ridiculous man, exasperated with the slur of his words. If he still possessed that much of his vocabulary then it meant he wasn’t far gone enough for her to be worried about him blacking out. “Would you like me to eat him for his discourtesy my dear?”
”Fuck off, don’t you even joke about that you psycho. Gives me the creeps.”
“Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it pussycat.”
“Shut the fuck up you 4-bit bitch.”
“First of all, I’m an 8-bit bitch. Second of all, suck my dick.”
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Rosie gets a call in the middle of the night from a grumpy casino cat that her boys are terrorizing the public again. This time, with un-welcomed drunk serenading and terrible jokes.
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09 Jul 2026
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This is an older one, but I cant help myself when it comes to RadioStatic. This is so adorable, almost bought tears to my eyes :,)
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Alastor gets cursed into a cat by a dying witch. ...That he ate. (Who knew Hell had witches? He didn’t.) Somehow he manages to coerce his rival Lucifer into helping him turn back to normal. Shenanigans ensue. Craaaack.
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03 Jul 2026
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the Satan part was frying my shit, this fic is so funny😭
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Vox has been doing his research and it’s time to put it to good use.
His plan was simple. Well sort of.
Get Alastor to fall in love with him. Break his heart. Revenge ensues.
Why else would he spend seven years learning the courtship and mating rituals of deer? It's not like Vox still has feelings for Alastor.
What could go wrong?
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The one where Vox tries to use Alastor’s weird deer instincts to date him.
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23 Jun 2026
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As much as Alastor tired to pretend like it wasn't the case, even the strongest of Hell's overlords had their weaknesses. And his was dogs. Unfortunately, when Charlie decides that a good trust exercise would involve bringing a therapy dog in, he has a flashback to the day of his death. In front of everyone.
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Alastor, technologically-challenged, finds a discarded furby in a dumpster and thinks it’s actually alive.
Vox, his doting husband, will do anything to keep him happy, including caring for his husband’s new pet.
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24 May 2026