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(Thinking With) Portals Can Be Very Dangerous by knife_stick
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Portal (Video Game)
01 Nov 2017
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"A blue portal opened, crackling with energy, and Rattmann could faintly hear screaming from the other side. Without warning, a man flew out of the portal, which closed almost instantly after. He had been wearing glasses, but they flew off his face as he hit the ground. Suddenly, the elevator to the facility opened with a pneumatic hiss. As it dragged the stranger into the facility, the robot that had emerged could be heard saying, 'Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.'"
Ford falls into the portal, but instead of wandering the multiverse for thirty years, he takes the place of Chell in Portal 2.
Inspired by art from artofthestars on tumblr.This is my 2017 NaNoWriMo! It's the first one I've ever done, and I'm aiming for at least 20k words, which would be more than I've ever written for anything, ever!
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The Accidental Adoption by Smileyspidey616
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
09 Jan 2026
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Rated teen for minor swearing. Based off of @lenamassuda on tik tok.
“Mr. D is not your father.”
“I could be”Chiron shook his head in exasperation, “You do realize that you have now claimed Percy?”
He shrugged, “So what, I’m not Peters father.”
“Legally, you have claimed him,” Chiron explained, “he is technically yours now.”
Dionysus’s carefree grin slid off his face, “what?”
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Percy now has two godly parents (who don’t quite get along) to deal with while struggling to find Zeus’s missing lightning bolt. This is certainly an interesting summer
1/4/26
Slow updates but not abandoned!Series
- Part 1 of Peter Johnson, son of Dionysus
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10 Jun 2026
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someday you will find me by ForestDivinity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up, goes to work, feels the rain on his face, teaches his students, cries over the galaxy, and dreams about a rock.
Wait.
What's that last one all about?
There is a feeling in the back of his head like he's forgetting something. Is he forgetting something?
Is he forgetting something again?
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12 May 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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17 Apr 2026
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A Genius, an Angel and a Demon by ArcticVulpix
Fandom Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Mar 2024
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06 Dec 2025
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“Actually, It Wasn't Magic” (“It Was Just You, Uther.”) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
24 Oct 2025
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Starting with Valiant, Arthur begins to realize that maybe—just maybe—Camelot’s problems aren’t caused by magic alone, no matter what his father’s been screaming his whole life.
Instead, it’s a mess of emotional tangles, terrible communication, and the dawning horror that Uther might be completely wrong about… well, everything.
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20 Oct 2025