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A scandalous rumor with a mysterious origin is circulating South Park High School and it's not looking good, especially not for Kyle and Cartman. Everyone seems to think that they're.. romantically involved, as Kyle might reluctantly put it.
Or, Tweek x Craig if it were kinda stupid and still a little cute.
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11 Jun 2026
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7 minutes in heaven was a stupid game.
Especially when they lead to a dumbass enemies-with-benefits situations with the guy you hate most.
But Kyle wasn’t going to let it get out of hand.
Probably.
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22 Apr 2026
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The boys go back to Imaginationland and accidentally take the wrong Kyle with them to the real world. Now, they must get their Kyle back and keep Imagination!Kyle from doing things his original counterpart wouldn't do —especially with Cartman—.
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05 Mar 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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08 Oct 2025