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  1. Rec 94

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    It’s been almost twenty years since Benson Roche was sentenced to carry out four life sentences at G.H. Lemoine Correctional. Twenty-one since he had murdered his and Randy’s coworkers on a cool and bland January morning, since he had beaten Elliot Sheppard to death in the middle of Bill Snyder Elementary’s parking lot, had taken Miss Beard hostage only at Randy’s insistence he not kill her, had shot Marsha at the end of her shift at the Kutzburg Diner. Twenty-one years since he had forced Randy to drive around town with him for hours, laughing at him, maybe believing it was with him—driving around and never once trying to leave town, intent only on curing Randy of all that made him the most pathetic 21-year-old he had ever seen. Twenty-one years since he gave Randy the small white divot scars on either side of his shoulder that still twinge now and again in a flutter of permanently-confused nerves.

    Twenty-one years since he became Randy’s captor. Twenty-one years since he became Randy’s only friend in the world, if only for a day. Since he had created the clean and even division of years in Randy’s life—Before Benson and anno Domini nostri Benson Roche.

    In seven months, he'll be eligible for parole.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Yaaaaay!!

  2. Rec *

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    Randy had been driving home for about five minutes when he looked up into his rear view mirror and saw Benson staring back at him coldly from the back seat.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “Get some sleep, Randy,” he said, starting the engine. As an incentive, he added, “Maybe you’ll wake up at home in your bed, and realize this was all just a bad dream.”

    A look of faint, wistful hope passed over Randy’s face like a sunbeam. Hunched down into his seat, his hair all mussed, hovering between the waking and sleeping worlds, he suddenly looked so young. And Benson suddenly felt so old. He asked himself if perhaps he might be the stupidest, the worst, the most despicable fucking piece of shit ever inflicted on the world.

    On the whole world? Probably not. On Randy Bradley’s world? Oh, definitely.


    Benson goes to a gay club and Randy takes molly and the best part of Benson's night is killing someone for him tbh.

  3. Rec 10

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    21 Dec 2025

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    I love you robofitz

  4. Rec 25

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    A modern AU in which James and Francis are two barristers who keep butting heads in court and who happen to live across from one another. Installments follow a chronological order, but by and large, can be read by themselves.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Francis: I may be having dreams of Fitzjames dying in my arms, but it’s probably just bc we coincidentally share names with those polar explorers who I was hencely obsessed with as a child!
    James: you think I can't repress that shit? I'm a gay Tory.

  5. Rec *

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    Still recovering from their breakup, Francis agrees to accompany Sophia to a magic show. James Fitzjames is possibly the most pompous and obnoxious magician in existence; yet Francis cannot take his eyes off him.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    I love Crozier hating magic shows and how insane they are about each other immediately