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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Curious Feline by venus_in_aries for Avocadotoasterstrudel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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With rumours of an impending marriage law making the rounds in Wizarding Britain, Hermione Granger takes it upon herself to announce a competition to win her heart, in hopes of securing a match on her own before the Ministry mandates one for her. News breaks in The Daily Prophet that the wizard who can catch her cat, whose collar holds a key to her flat, will be the one who also wins her heart.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has become a virtual shut-in, living alone in Malfoy Manor. He, like everyone else, learns of the competition, but has no intention of winning it himself.
It seems to be by pure coincidence that he ends up befriending Granger's cat out of crippling loneliness. When he moves into her building at the behest of their mutual best friend, Theo Nott, who is also a resident, he finds himself having a front row seat to the competition.
Of course, he and everyone else have no idea that her cat is no ordinary cat. The cat, or "Duchess" as Draco finds himself calling her, is actually Hermione herself in her animagus form.
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16 Jun 2026
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A collection of drabbles for "Jot it in June" hosted by @parseltongue_patter written with a theme, word included in each prompt, and in 150 words or less. Chaos will ensue, and smut is inevitable. Enjoy!
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16 Jun 2026
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After an exhausting stint at the Ministry and an awkward breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger impulsively quits her job and moves into a tiny flat above Diagon Alley’s new arts district. A late-night chat with Luna Lovegood lands her a job at The Greenhouse, Luna and Neville’s trendy coffee shop, where she proves to be a very mediocre barista. Their most difficult customer, Draco Malfoy, is quick to complain about every badly foamed latte and insists she should be fired. Hermione is stubborn, Malfoy is infuriating, and neither of them can seem to stay away.
NOTE: This fic was remastered from its original version. Finished Oct 16 2025.
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- Part 1 of The Greenhouse Universe
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09 Jun 2026
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A one night stand with her former Hogwarts enemy leaves Hermione with more than just a hangover.
Rated explicit for mature content, eventual smut, themes of pregnancy.
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- Part 1 of funny how? series
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08 Jun 2026
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.
Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.
Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.
He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–
but she is the Queen.
And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.
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11 May 2026