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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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13 Jun 2026
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
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13 Jun 2026
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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12 Jun 2026
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don't you just want to go apeshit? by kkachis, MargaritaDaemonelix
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Aug 2020
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Midoriya jokingly says, "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?" Everyone's too focused on Iida telling him off for swearing to notice Shouto in his corner of the lunch table, mulling over his words.
He is tired of being nice. He does want to go apeshit.
Or: the one where Todoroki Shouto finds his personality, bit by bit, through the power of memes and friendship.
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12 Jun 2026
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is there a way back home? by dont_leaf_me_alone
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
15 May 2026
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12 Jun 2026
