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Pyro deals with with a night of too much drinking. Dell will always be there to help.
"You've had enough to drink,
You know you're drowning in the flavor of
Cough syrup and Vicodin.
You've got the bitter flavor down so
Dab the sweeter drink on a napkin, then
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(This work is part of an alternate universe that does not focus on the main crew of Team Fortress 2, and instead has a new team)
In an unfortunate malfunction of the respawn machine, Ash returned to the resupply room severely injured.
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- Part 1 of Posthumous Promotion AU
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Where Dell is an oblivious dumbass towards his own feelings, and Pyro has to make the first move.
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You're just too good to be true (Can't take my eyes off you) by kauffee
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
02 Mar 2026
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One of the beauties about their relationship was that Pyro was never one to love quietly, only between the 4 walls, no. It was loud and it loved with everything it had in its big heart, it loved with its entire mind and body settled into this, so much so that at times, it would feel like it loved like a dog: loyal, caring, and hopelessly devoted. Dell wasn’t too different, never loud, he loved quieter, but openly, proudly, not afraid to show it, never giving excuses for it, and not for a single second, doubting his decisions of loving his partner in all the ways a mercenary could.
In nights like this, they reminded one another of their utter devotion for each other.
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The Last of The Real Ones by Fall Out Boy by kauffee
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
13 Aug 2025
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Shadow... Is exceedingly bad at feelings. This was obvious from the start, staying far even from the ones that he cared about the most. He is an only child of the universe, working alone ever since he first stepped foot on this Earth.
But that does not mean that he doesn't feel anything. He does, strongly. Grief, love, compassion, sadness, hatred, apreciation, he feels all of those like bullets to his heart. And maybe, eventually, the hard shell that protects him can be broken.
Or... Shadow is bad at feelings, Sonic is bad at feelings, everyone is pinning and the writer is suffering.
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frontier justice – extrajudicial punishment that is motivated by the nonexistence of law and order or dissatisfaction with judicial punishment
Most people assumed Dell Conagher was much tamer than his older siblings. He'd never stoop to their level of violence and lunacy.
The BLU Engineer, just wanting to gain an upper hand for his team, is the unfortunate soul that finds out just how untrue this is.Bookmarked by kauffee
28 Jun 2026
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in the hand of the medicine man (i am a chemical reaction) by Apowo16
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
18 Mar 2026
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Ponderings of one's past, one's present, and one's best friend, in the confinement of a medical ward.
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24 Mar 2026
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With their boyfriend holed up in his workshop instead of in bed with them, Pyro finds that they can't fall asleep. Luckily, they have their favorite plushie to keep them company instead.
In which Pyro fucks the Pocket Pardner.
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06 Mar 2026
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Engineer is a tease and Pyro cannot fucking stand it, as much as it loves the guy.
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02 Mar 2026
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Both the Engineer and the Pyro are a complete mess, but at least they stay by each one's side when things go wrong. It starts with the Engineer's insomnia and continues to a messed-up fight. The worried Pyro is there, supporting him as things go wrong.
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06 Jan 2026