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He’d sent her the message via owl. Hermione understood why when she slipped the piece of parchment out of its envelope and read it.
Hermione,
If you send for me, you know I'll come.
Harry
He was giving her time to consider his offer. There was less of a sense of urgency in responding to his owl than what she would have felt if he'd texted instead. And she was grateful to him for thinking of it.
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Or Harry and Hermione's friendship is tested when she presents as an omega, and he just so happens to be an alpha.
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Le Petit Mort, or: Potentially The Worst Weekend of Harry Potter's Life by Prill_and_Quill for Mr_YK_Potter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.
A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.
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A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.
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Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.
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Penelope has a crush on her best friend's dad. Whatever shall she do?
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When Hermione discovers an old, forgotten spell, she comes up with a unique way to tease her best friend with it.
