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    Nat @NatHaasiel11: luca haas back at it again

    A shaky video, taken at a recent Centaur’s game. It slowly zooms in on the ice, where the ice crew quickly skate with shovels to clear the ice of snow. The Centaurs keep moving, some towards the bench to take a drink, Wyatt Hayes in the back moving around to stay warm. The video catches one player, Luca Haas, standing stock still. He is clutching his stick at his side and stares off in the distance, expression blank, seemingly not noticing the ice crewmember having to sharply pivot to not crash into him. “Oh my god,” the person filming says, laughter in their voice, “What is he doing? Why is he just standing there?”

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    20 Jul 2026

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    luca haasssss i love you and your poor eye sight also the ghosts are nice

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    19 Jul 2026

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    oh this is the besttttt i love this they’re so funny

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    15 May 2026

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    wait this is so cool and i love how nice his tenants are landlords are evil but shane’s so sweet and not shane doing his best but like what’s a guy supposed to do when he’s playing in the olympics and secretly getting down with his biggest rival

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    The Ottawa Centaurs share a team meal

    Or can one team of hockey players bankrupt an Olive Garden during never ending pasta bowl season?

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    06 Jul 2026

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    ch 2

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    A month after their honeymoon, Shane Hollander-Rozanov does something that the hockey world never expected him to do. Boldened by his own courage to stand up to Roger Crowell, Shane decides to take the reins for once in his life. A queer hockey podcast is his stage, and the love he has for his husband his story.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    awwwww shane being open and authentic and just getting the story straight (ha!) that it’s always been ilya and shane and they can’t do anything about that