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    From:
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    To:
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    Tuesday, February 17, 09:48 PM


    Subject: Photo Credits
    Good evening, Mr. Rozanov.

    While I’m flattered by your continued attachment of my photography, crediting photographers is generally considered basic professional etiquette.

    Considering this is now the fourth time you’ve used one of my pictures without proper credit, I figured I should finally mention it.


    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Social Media Manager — Montreal Metros


    Rozanov was an asshole. An asshole who wrote articles that managed to insult everyone in the league.

    Shane was not an asshole. He wrote informative articles, ran the Montreal Metros’ social media, and mostly minded his own business.

    All he wanted was proper photo credit. He definitely hadn’t expected it to turn into months of emailing back and forth.

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    30 Jul 2026

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    If Wonwoo had known part of this assignment would include taking a pasta making class with one of the most handsome men Wonwoo has ever seen, he might have at least watched some YouTube videos on the subject so he wouldn't be making a complete fool of himself the way he is now.

    He just knows Jun and Soonyoung had laughed their asses off at headquarters when they had seen a cooking class included the target's itinerary. Wonwoo can hack into any database, and decode most cipher encryptions faster than anyone else in their team. He can field strip and reassemble his gun in under nineteen seconds. He can navigate the worst of Seoul traffic and lose a tail without turning it into a high speed chase.

    He cannot cook to save his life.

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    Or, Jeon Wonwoo meets Kim Mingyu while on an undercover assignment. They sleep together once and that should be the end of it. The universe has other plans for him and there might be more to Mingyu than meets the eye.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    def. ninety seconds of rest after every odd-numbered game where the players change sides of the court.

    They fall in love and rule the world. Not in that order.

    (Maybe in that order.)

    A professional tennis AU.

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    16 Jul 2025