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Peach Of A Table by BonnetPetit, heyhayley, radicallysoft
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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DAY 12: Human furniture / Choking / “Don’t stop.”
Ed stumbles across Stede and his crew working at Spanish Jackie's and while Stede is eager to try and put things right between them, Ed doesn't want to hear it. What he does want is for Stede to stop talking and make himself useful, in more ways than one, and Stede is all too keen to prove himself to Ed again.
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- Part 3 of BonnetPetit/bonnypitty Kinktober 2023
- Part 2 of Heyhayley's OFMD Kinktober 2023
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- English
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- 8,717
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- 1/1
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17 Oct 2023
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Ed, 43, is an ex-convict and successful artist. Stede wanders into Boodhari's gallery one day and Ed's never been more drawn to a person in his life.
Only problem is, Stede won't let himself have Ed. Stede has a secret and Ed has absolutely no fucking patience for it.
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Ed has a bunch of chance encounters and phone sex with some hot weirdo named Stede.“You startled me,” the man says. He's holding himself in an odd way, like he isn't afraid to fill space despite not knowing the proper way to do it. “I didn't- well, no one's ever down here.”
“No worries, mate,” Ed says with a wave of his hand. Cool. “Feel free to browse. Cut the light on your way out.”
The man doesn't move. Instead, he peers sort of suspiciously at Ed, clears his throat, and asks in a high voice, “I'm sorry, were you- were you hiding?”
“No,” Ed answers quickly.
“You were,” the man says, voice a bit more certain of itself. “You were hiding down here in the dark.”
“I wasn't.”
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- English
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- 41,671
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- 15/15
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07 Sep 2023
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If it had been nothing more than an accident of sex, Izzy wouldn’t have gone with her. She’d have fought her way out, somehow, found a new crew, forgotten all about the tall, bearded woman and her enchanting voice.
But it wasn’t.
When all was said and done, it was very simple: from that moment on, Izzy knew who she belonged to.
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02 Jul 2023
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"The potential is bench pressing us into the wall. And the flick of flames weaving through my teeth, if the hot gum were to slip out, where would we be?" — hot gum, Sofia Isella
It starts simple enough. Ed introduces Izzy to his new boyfriend, Stede.
Steddyhands Week Day Two! Izzy-centric, cheating/secrets/lies!
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- Part 2 of Steddyhands Week 2023
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- English
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- 7,782
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- 1/1
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- 1
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24 Jun 2023
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The automated voice calls out a semi-cheerful “Thank you! Please hold,” and the line begins to ring.
Once, twice and then;
“Well, howdy there.”
His voice feels like a sip of scotch, low and rumbling warmly through Izzy’s chest.
1996. Izzy follows Ed (because he always follows Ed) to sunny Los Angeles when he decides he wants to be a movie star. Lonelier than he's ever been, he calls a 900 number and meets Jack Rackham, who makes things interesting.
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07 Jun 2023
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“Looks like you can’t keep your eyes off me,” Calico laughed and deliberately flexed his arm. “Though I can hardly blame you. I’m quite the specimen.”
Izzy grimaced. He didn’t particularly mind the blatant arrogance, it was almost endearing; it was more the thought of getting caught looking.
Just because they both knew they were here to fuck, didn’t mean he needed to be so fucking obvious about it.
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30 May 2023
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the way you touch, the way you taste by florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Mar 2023
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In which Izzy accidentally wets himself sitting in Stede's lap at a tavern. Luckily, Stede doesn't mind...
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Izzy clamps his eyes shut and digs his nails into Stede’s bare forearm. Every part of his brain tells him to stop, screams at him how wrong all of this is. The noise of liquid splattering on the sticky tavern floor sounds deafening to him, and he can only hope the general clamour drowns it out enough.
But it just feels so damn good to finally let go. Izzy sighs, tries to relax into it and subtly presses his legs together.
Then, Izzy feels… something pressing into his ass. His eyes fly open and his bladder locks up. “What the fuck, Bonnet,” he pants, “are you getting off on this?”Series
- Part 1 of love's the death of peace of mind
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09 Mar 2023
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It’s Paris in the summer of 2024, and world-famous diving champion Ed Teach is representing New Zealand in what could be his final Olympics. After coming back from an almost career-ending injury he’s focussed everything he's got on winning gold at these Games, but when he meets Stede Bonnet—a first-time diving rival representing Barbados—at the infamous free condom handout and then discovers they're roommates, he’s suddenly got a lot more to think about.
As Ed’s synchronisation with his long-term diving partner Izzy Hands begins to falter and Stede struggles with his confidence, believing in each other might be the only thing that gets them both through. In between, they're going to take this brief, fated time together to connect in every possible way they can.
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- Part 1 of Love Beyond Borders
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- English
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09 Feb 2023
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Ed Teach is a brilliant student. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach is dazzlingly beautiful. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach had admitted to Stede in office hours that afternoon he found older men very attractive. Ed Teach had said this as his remarkable eyes rolled up and down Stede’s body. Ed Teach had leaned forward and the low, tattered scoop of his fashionable sleeveless shirt had revealed two flashing pieces of jewelry in each of his nipples.
And Ed Teach is twenty three years old.
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- Part 24 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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05 Feb 2023
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lonely machines (they won't touch you for free) by rhincodontidae
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Jan 2023
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Ed and Stede have been experimenting with free use. Izzy unwittingly interrupts. Stede decides to be a bastard about it.
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04 Feb 2023
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took aim with a turned back by thesoulundone for wrizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Sep 2022
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He's frightened, Izzy realises. Genuinely afraid of Edward, of what this means, of what Ed might decide to fucking do about it. Izzy's seen him when things get the better of him - temper or melancholy or prickling unease - and it never ends well for anyone in earshot. So it's normal, in the circumstances - the fucking horrific circumstances, of fucking Ed's best mate when he knows full well how fucking weird Ed is about Izzy fucking anyone at all - to be frightened.
But that's not all it is. Izzy is also, he realises, really fucking turned on.
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College boys getting into, and out of trouble.
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- Part 1 of made a mess of a small success
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26 Jan 2023
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“I want a divorce.”
Izzy’s said the words more times than once in the past eighteen years of marriage, but he means them this time. More than he ever has before, anyway.
At the prow of the very expensive and very unnecessary boat parked in the driveway, Edward - Izzy’s idiot (soon-to-be-ex) husband - sighs and rolls his eyes.
“Come on, Iz!” Ed shouts. He’s wearing a stupid fucking captain’s hat and has one foot propped against the rail. “The boat is an investment! And it’ll be fun.”
Or, how Izzy Hands saves his marriage (and gains a boyfriend) by getting a divorce.
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- Part 1 of the ideal husband
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 2
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- 510
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24 Jan 2023
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Izzy goes into heat unexpectedly on shoreleave--can Stede not only save him from the alphas who corner him, but from the pain and trauma that a long, hard life as an omega has drilled into him?
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- Part 1 of A Heart for Home
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- English
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- 18/18
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20 Jan 2023
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End Racism in the OTW | Give your smile to me by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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What the actual shitting fuck. Behind the counter is this fancy dickhead in a yellow suit smiling at him like Ed's the solution to all his problems and the answer to all his prayers.
This is a trap, right? Or a joke? Probably a joke. Guys like that don't smile at guys like Ed. 'Specially not this particular guy like that, who looks like he pisses champagne and shits caviar. Ed knows what he looks like to guys like that, and if he hadn't known when he woke up this morning, he sure as shit knows now every other shop on this street has told him.
-- Ed goes to buy a suit and meets the love of his life. He is very normal about it.
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- Part 29 of Stories by theme: Romance
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- English
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- 10,479
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18 Jan 2023
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Routine Pelvic Exam by Pumpkinseed_Sunfish for burberrylou, alwaysan_angel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jan 2023
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What do you want me to say?? You read the tags!
Stede sees a new gynecologist and they help relieve the discomfort he feels during intercourse.
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14 Jan 2023
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He threads his way toward the refreshment table, thinking the punch actually does look rather good. There’s someone in front of it, their back turned on the party – someone with familiar gold curls. Edward clears his throat and the man spins round, his cheeks flushing as though he’s been caught doing something untoward.
“Well – hello!” he says a little breathlessly and Ed is grateful for his knee brace, because he thinks he may have buckled otherwise. “I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Stede Bonnet, otherwise known as the groom. How d’you do?”
“I’m Edward – Edward Teach,” he replies, shaking Stede’s outstretched hand. His skin is soft and Ed feels a little self-conscious about his own callused and rough palms, but the greeting is over before he knows it, and he searches for the next thing to say. “Otherwise known as the florist.”
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A modern AU based on Imagine Me & You, in which Edward is a florist who does the flowers for Stede's wedding.
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we could be bigger and brighter than space by wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2023
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Her text from Ben tells her where to go and when to be there. It’s a nice hotel this time, and the text also tells her: Woman in her mid-forties. Liked your picture, but seemed skittish. Don’t scare her off.
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Izzy expects that her last year before retirement will be unremarkable. She'll stay focused, won't draw Ben's attention, and soon have enough money saved that she can book a flight to Ed and never look back.
Things get interesting when she meets Stede.
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07 Jan 2023
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Ed is a high-powered executive who hires Stede as an escort to pretend to be his partner to boost his image within his company.
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- Part 1 of Take Back Your Mink series
- Language:
- English
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- 38,759
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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01 Jan 2023
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The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.
Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.
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“You’re looking for… what, a bisexual woman, right? A bisexual woman, who you’ve never met and don’t need to form any attachments to, who’s looking to get laid, who finds both you and your wife attractive, who both you and your wife are attracted to, who you can take home for a whirlwind one-night stand to spice up your marriage?”
“... Yes?”
“Yeah, we call that a Unicorn.”
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Or, Stede and Mary go looking for a three-way to save their marriage. Ed helps.
- Language:
- English
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05 Dec 2022