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    Shane suddenly remembered that Lisa was a doctor at a children’s hospital. He had a sinking feeling that it couldn’t be a good sign that she was talking to him using what he suspected was her doctor voice.

    “It’s just a bad stomachache,” Shane told her.

    He opened his mouth again to tell her that he’d had worse, but closed it when he realized that actually, that definitely wasn't true. He hadn’t ever felt anything like this. In fact, he was starting to think that breaking his collarbone again would be preferable to his current situation.

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    Or, Shane's appendix is a bitch.

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    “Jesus, I’ve never seen Hollander this pale. Look at his lips, they’re fucking white —”

    “Whoa, dude, are you okay?”

    “Roz, I would get that bag ready if I were you…”

    “Is he even awake? It looks like he’s lights out, or about to be —”

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    Or, Shane has an ear infection and is stuck on a plane. His willpower will get him through it. (No it won't.)

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    Ilya was starting to get nervous. At first he was confused, and then annoyed, and then he just felt sorry for himself. But now… the situation was becoming a bit concerning. 

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    Or, Shane is out of town, and Ilya needs some support.

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    Shane looked down and bounced up and down a little bit as another unhappy noise came from the baby pressed against his chest, and was surprised when he looked back up to see Ilya still holding the formula can, squinting at the instructions on the back.

    “You got it?” Shane asked, bemused.

    Ilya looked up at him and used a hand to rub at his eyes. “You try reading English at 2:30 in the morning,” Ilya grumbled, blinking. Shane laughed.

    “Numbers are the same in Russian, you know,” Shane teased.

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    Or, Ilya needs his own pair of slutty glasses.

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    “Shane?” asks a lightly accented voice. “Is that you? What the hell is going on here?”

    Shane snaps his head around to find—

    “Rozanov?”

    No, that can’t be right. The man approaching him looks like Rozanov, sure, but he’s bigger, broader through the shoulders, and his hair is cropped close on the sides. He’s also… kinda old, actually? He’s not like dad old, but he’s definitely not Shane’s age. The cut of his cheekbones is even more severe than usual. There are salt and pepper threads in his tousled curls, and white at his temples.

    The man is looking around the room with a bewildered expression, evidently trying to figure out some kind of puzzle. He has laugh lines, Shane notices. They look inconveniently hot.

    Shane leaves Ilya Rozanov's penthouse in Las Vegas that night in 2014, and finds himself face to face with... Ilya Rozanov? But no, that can't be right. This has to be a dream. Doesn't it?

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