itsthebeanie
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- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
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Lucifer makes a fascinating discovery about Alastor, leading the two into a friendly competition that involves blowing raspberries in increasingly embarrassing situations.
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- Part 1 of Raspberry Sorbet
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A collection of my own little headcanon for Fallout 4
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we all are living in a dream, but life ain't what it seems by eliniel for winterveritas
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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One night, Alastor wakes up inside of someone else's dream. Imagine his surprise when he finds out that the dream's owner is none other than the man who annoys him the most.
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- Part 13 of Various Radioapple Stories
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15 Dec 2025
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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26 Nov 2025
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After convincing Alastor to let him spice up their sex life by swapping the demon's dick for a different set of kit for an evening, Lucifer accidentally knocks him up. Alastor uses the consequences to torture Lucifer.
Because what else would he do?
(this is just shameless kink, so like... mind the tags)
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- Part 2 of Expectant
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11 Nov 2025
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there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin by cosycryptid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Oct 2025
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Five times Alastor and Lucifer nearly get caught, and one time they’re found out.
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15 Oct 2025
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Finally, Lucifer asked, “Did you get a tan?”
Alastor blinked. “Excuse me?”
“A tan,” Lucifer repeated.
Slowly, Alastor set down his book. “A tan?”
Lucifer huffed, tired of this pointless back and forth. “Yeah. You’re a few shades darker now.”
A couple beats passed before Alastor said, in the most puzzled voice Lucifer had ever heard from him, “I’ve always been this color?”
A snort. Lucifer sat on the arm of the chair, delightfully causing Alastor to scoot a few inches away. “No, Alastor, you were a few shades lighter yesterday.”
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Lucifer swears to God Alastor was lighter on October 28th.
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04 Oct 2025