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    “...What was it like?” Klavier asks softly, “If you, uh, want to tell me, of course.”

    Simon shrugs. Why not? It’s not like he’s sober enough to remember it tomorrow.

    --

    In which Simon and Klavier drink a little too much and realise they have more in common than they first thought.

    Written for Day Three of Ace Attorney Prosecutor Week 2021 under the prompt Comedy/Tragedy!

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    Kent time travels (he thinks; it’s either that or he’s gone off the deep end once and for all), gets married to some Russian guy built like a tree, acquires two children, one of whom isn’t even his, freaks out, and grows up. In that order.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Zimmermann's mark, the first thought his soulmate will have about him, is on his stomach. It is not the first thing Kent thinks when he meets Zimms.

    Kent's own markings are illegible. His soulmate must not think much of him, but it's okay, because Kent doesn't think much of himself, either, as he bandages up his forearm and hides.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Who's this sneaking into the crime scene that Shawn's trying to sneak onto?!

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    12 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    It’s him or me, you have to decide.

    Please don’t…

    I’ll count to three.

    Put the gun down.

    When Jason came back to life he did so choking on a scream and stale air and maggots.

    One.

    Don’t.

    When Jason came back to his mind he did so choking on lazarus water.

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    NO!

    When Jason came to in the ruins of a building he did so choking on dust and ash and his own blood.

    Thr-

    Choking, choking, choking. 

    You managed to find a way to win… and everybody still loses!

    Jason woke up when he hit the floor.

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    09 Jun 2026