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    During the Great War, Starscream is faced with a traumatic event that leaves him blind to most color and utterly alone. Now, over a millennia later, the war is over, and he's faced with the possibility of no longer being alone. Will he be redeemed for his crimes? Will he choose to push away those he cares about to avoid further pain? Or will he embrace his new family and unknown future?

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    Across the sea from the continent where the four nations dwell, there’s another continent with hoards of different people with different abilities.

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    Despite the impression that Gabriel and the other Archangels give, Heaven isn't dull at all. In fact, it's rather like the average high school. You've got drama, grudges, bullies, the works. Plus the fact that the students can, ya know, do miracles and all that.

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    There are six versions of Dottore and not a single one of them knows how to say I care about you without wrapping it in an equation, a budget report, or a cup of tea they claim they made by accident

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Pantalone draws a shaky breath. "I was in your office earlier," he begins, "looking for a copy of your will. You don't have a will. Did you know that?"

    Dottore says nothing. Pantalone takes a drag of his cigarette and continues.

    "One of your subordinates came in looking for something. He reeked of antiseptic. I had to send him away."

    Because he smelled like antiseptic?

    "Because he smelled like you."

    Alternatively: The funeral proceedings of a man who dared to fly too close to the sun. Forsaken by all, survived by one.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The ugly, awful sobs I let even though I KNOW no one liked him except Pantalone and of course no one wants to go to his funeral

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Hundreds of years after Zandik’s death, Pantalone discovers a secret kept tucked away in the documents left by the segments of Dottore that shatter the last barrier around his cold heart.

    He still has one last dose of the elixir left, and he chooses not to take it.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AUTHOR WHEN I GET YOU

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    "Eternal life, huh?" Then how come I keep losing people, if immortality is so easy to come by? Sandrone scoffs. Eternity poured into a test tube and distributed to only one, this is our last laugh. We keep each other endlessly, while all you will know is loss.

    "It's not as pleasant a thing as one might think," Arlecchino says.

    "I don't know; certain parties seem to be enjoying it just fine."

    "They are a special case." Immortal by their own design, these wings are not confined to a cage. Here it is a blessing, rather than a curse.


    Pantalone raises an eyebrow. "Oh? And what might be the occasion?"

    Dottore grins. "Why, my death, of course."

    Alternatively: They were not invited to the tea parties, so they created their own. In shades of love and loss, here is a monument of all the things we cannot say.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Pantalone is not a sentimental person.

    Loss is merely another condition to adapt to. Like an old injury, it would become less noticeable with time. How much more to someone who had been operating at a loss since it all began… since many centuries ago, in fact.

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fuck man :(