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"'That all you got, little man? Probably smart, we don’t know how this whole roommate sitch is gonna go and if shit breaks bad, you’re all set,' Taako nodded thoughtfully. Before Taako could breathe life into any more pessimistic predictions, Angus rushed him with a surprisingly strong embrace, abandoning his suitcase on the porch. 'I just pack light, sir, don’t worry,' Angus said into his waist. Taako stiffened and then relaxed after a moment, allowing a soft smile to spread on his face. He gave the kid a few pats on the back until he caught Kravitz peeping on their tender reunion with a smug look on his face. Taako stuck his tongue out at him because how dare he catch him having feelings, and then pulled back from the hug."
Angus moves into his new house and Taako and Kravitz (Gay Dads extroardinare™) try to make him feel at home
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Eric catches Rudyard reading Island of Passion, and things get a little heated.
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A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by incrediblydeadlyviper
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
11 Jul 2017
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In which, Link teaches Sidon the ancient Sheikah art of the selfie. Sidon thinks that he likes these “selfies” very much.
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Lance has finally saved up enough money to get the tattoo he's been dreaming of for ages, but there is one slight problem. He has no idea where to go for it. So he decides to put his faith in his childhood and current best friend Hunk who recommends him to his neighbor, a great tattoo artist. However, Hunk failed to mention two very important details before Lance went down to the shop: a) he is extremely attractive and completely Lance's type and b) he's a total prick.
The bakery door burst open as Lance marched in with a mixture of embarrassment and annoyance marring his normally carefree face. He stomped over to the counter, glad that for once the sweet shop was relatively empty because he had a few strong words to say to the man behind the counter. “Hunk, what the hell?! How could you let me go in blind like that? I thought that you of all people, my padawan, would know to give a guy a fucking warning!”
“Lance, be quiet! And what are you talking about? Did you not like his designs or something?”
Lance snorted. “His designs! No, they were gorgeous and guess what? SO, IS HE! You didn’t tell me he was hot!” -
I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor by incrediblydeadlyviper
Fandoms: Star vs. the Forces of Evil
12 Oct 2016
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Tom was not happy. In fact, he was more than unhappy, he was furious. His eyes had shifted from their usual magenta into three bright, glowing red lights. His hands were leaking fire, flames rising from the ground and encompassing his entire body. He needed his happy bunny. And he needed it now.
In which Star ditches Tom and Marco, but they decide to go on to the concert without her.
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“Hey babe,” he gasps.
“Hi,” Derek replies. He’s got blood smeared all over his arms, and down his bare chest. From the wetness splattered on his own face, Stiles suspects that he’s not much better.
“Rough day?”
Derek cracks a bare smile. A glint of his fang peeks out from his lips. “You could say that.”
Stiles sighs, wipes his filthy hands on his soiled jeans, and rolls up to his knees. “I’ll go get the body bag from the trunk,” he says, and Derek nods. “Then, you can explain to me what the hell just happened.”
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Stand Fast in Your Enchantments by DevilDoll, orphan_account for otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Oct 2013
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"Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf." An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.
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Derek nodded once, reaching for it, all while reminding himself over and over again in his head to thank him with the pun. This was it, this was the moment for him. Stiles would realize he’d understood the pun from yesterday, and would laugh, and Derek would feel relieved, and everything would be great.
His hand closed around the cup and he said, “Thanks for the latte.”
Fuck.
Fuck!
Stiles looked startled, eyes dipping down to the drink Derek was now holding, and then back up. “Sorry, did you—I thought you wanted a coffee, did you want a latte?”
“No.” Derek turned his back on him and walked away, resisting the urge to just head straight back to his car to drive off a cliff.
Thanks a latte! The fucking pun was thanks a latte! Not thanks for the latte! Fuck! How had he messed it up so fucking badly?! It was three words!
“That went well,” Boyd said, catching up with him. Derek just reached out to punch him hard in the arm without even looking.
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Stiles is under no illusions when he is sent west: perhaps his marriage will end up a love match, but his duty is to secure the treaty between his people and the kingdom of Francia. Yet from his very first encounter with his arrogant husband Derek, Stiles realises that doing his duty will be a far more difficult and perilous thing than he ever imagined.
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Dissonance by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jun 2021
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(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)
Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.
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