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    I need to get better at porn. It's been dragging down my series when I get to sex scenes and they are lack luster at best. This is just a bunch of drabbles of me writing it until I get better.

    I'm taking prompts for more ideas over on my tumblr.

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    Shiro was never rescued. Instead he fought his way up from Champion to a General in Zarkon’s army. Furthermore, Keith was born, raised, and climbed the ranks as a half-breed inside the Empire. He has never been to earth, and Shiro is the first human he's met.

    Keith was transferred under Shiro’s command by the Emperor as a reward for the General’s excellent work. His official position is assistant, but his society does not frown upon superior/underling relationships or the demanding of sexual favors. Keith is capable of leaving, but he would be taking away the Emperor’s personal gift and lose everything he’s workedfor.

    Despite the power difference, they have grown quite fond of each other. Shiro hasn’t seen another human since Matt was taken to the work camps. He is very attached to Keith, doting on him constantly. Keith has not had someone genuinely care for his mental and physical well being since his mother died. The no strings attached kindness Shiro has shown him has made the General the center of all his devotion.

    They have started a consensual relationship based upon mutual love, but with some very unhealthy aspects. Shiro asks for more than he should, and Keith gives too much.

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    Shen Yuan never saw himself as the alpha type, but fate must have thought differently. Transmigrated into a cliche BL novel, Shen Yuan reluctantly plays the role of Shen Jiu: the pining alpha with a bad case of second male lead syndrome for the story’s omega protagonist, Xiao Hua.

    Committed to playing his part, Shen Yuan grows increasingly confused when his scripted love rival (and the devastatingly handsome male lead of the novel) Luo Binghe, can’t seem to leave him alone.

     

    OR: Shen Yuan never picked up PIDW, and instead enjoyed trashy, trope-y BL novels. Reading them is fun, but transmigrating into one? A nightmare.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    They say that somewhere in the Golden City a legendary beauty sleeps in a bower of rare flowers within a lush courtyard garden, ever-dreaming of the day the red string tied to her small finger finally pulls taut and draws her beloved to her side to wake her. Until such a fortuitous day, the honor guard of Huan Hua Sect watches over her as she rests…

    As a hobby, the minor scholarly god Shen Yuan has spent decades researching this legend to discover its factual roots — and tonight his efforts will finally be rewarded. He has located the courtyard, successfully bypassed the magical safeguards, and can now take a peek at the beauty’s face.

    His er-ge is going to have to eat his words for saying he’d been wasting his time. Shen Yuan can’t wait to rub it in!

    TL;DR: A SVSSS+HOB fusion fic where Liu Qingge is an actual war god, and transmigrated Shen Yuan is the little scholarly god that accidentally stumbles across him.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Shizun,” Luo Binghe says, infusing power into his words; and Shen Qingqiu, powerless and undefended, bound by his technique, can only quietly receive them. “From now on… You can never raise a hand to this disciple again. You are completely forbidden from doing anything that would harm me.”

    After living for so many years at the mercy of harsh and arbitrary punishments, this is the very first thing he can think to ask for. If Luo Binghe weren’t so full of years worth of resentment, this is perhaps where he would stop, content only with protecting himself. But he is resentful. He’s full of hatred and bitterness that he doesn’t know how to get rid off, and he wants… he wants to make Shen Qingqiu pay.

    Just a little. He won’t kill or mutilate him. In the end, the man is his shizun. He has not done enough to deserve that much. But he has earned to be toyed with a little, hasn’t he?

    “And you must obey every order I give you.”

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    Luo Binghe discovers a way to punish his cruel shizun, and learns to be a little more fond of him along the way.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.

    According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying

    “Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.

    Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.

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    24 May 2026

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    Liu Qingge, struck with a mermaid curse, luckily has a sworn enemy ready to rise to the challenge...

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    12 May 2026