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"I just want to kiss you."
Oscar's breath caught.
Lando removed his hand slowly.
"Can I?"
Oscar nodded.
"Tell me I can."
Or: the story of what happens after Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris finally get together in Monaco. Featuring a bakery date, several increasingly questionable workplace violations, an unfortunate green shirt, a red flag, an extremely expensive watch, and Oscar Piastri being horny while wearing a cowboy hat.
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- Part 2 of I'm an astronaut (you're the moon)
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20 Jul 2026
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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- Part 1 of On the Far Side of the World
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13 Jul 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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17 Jun 2026
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Oscar was bored. He wasn't feeling the hands on his hips anymore, not really, and he'd stopped feeling the music three songs ago.
"Not judging," the man said, leaning in, "but there's two guys staring at you like they're about to fight someone. You part of a throuple or something?"
Oscar turned around.
Max and Charles weren't talking. They were watching him. Both of them, and neither one had the decency to look away when he caught them at it.
Heat climbed up the back of Oscar's neck, fast and unhelpful. He didn't turn back. He found the beat again, facing them now, slower, deliberate, giving them something to look at, just to see what happened.
Neither of them looked away.
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Bookmarked by ilasaurier
15 Jun 2026
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After Gabriel arranges for Lila to be his date at Paris Fashion Week, Adrien rights a wrong as best he knows how: with a little bit of sweetness, a little bit of subtlety, and a lot of social media magic.
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- Part 1 of best (fake) smile