10 Works by idiotsons

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    What would happen if Riko, Mary, and Nathan all met in hell?

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    “What did you dream about, Neil? Was it something bad?” Neil shakes his head wordlessly, clit throbbing from sudden arousal. “Something good?” Neil nods, unblinking, and Andrew hovers a hand over his face, waiting for permission. Neil bites out a quick yes and Andrew tilts his chin up to plant a soft kiss on his lips, trailing to his cheek where he licks the scars from Lola’s knife before pulling back.

    “Tell me about it,” Andrew says, trailing his fingers down Neil’s jaw, to his neck, smoothing over his shoulders, broadened by regular meals and workouts. He strokes them all the way down Neil’s arm to his hand, lacing their fingers together, and casually brings their hands to his mouth. He kisses the back of Neil’s hand before draping the arm he’d claimed over his shoulders, giving implicit permission to touch there, and resuming his gentle touches to Neil’s body. Neil lets out a gasp at the actions, stomach trembling as Andrew brushes his fingers over his scars there.

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    Happy Birthday Neil Abram Josten, time to get your pussy ate <3

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    658
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    Kevin Day, one of the most prideful people Aaron has ever met, is begging him for permission to come because giving up control gets him off that fucking much.

    Oh Aaron is fucked.

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    27
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    “Sweet pea, just think about it. The whole world deserves to know about the plots and missions you spend weeks thinking up. They deserve to know the twists and turns you come up with purely to give us all heart attacks and anxiety. You put up with our bullshit and shenanigans, and – hell, you plan for our bullshit and shenanigans. Other DMs need to be put to shame, you need to shame them. Don’t you want people to know you’re the best DM there’s ever been?” That challenge is what gets Kevin in the end. He always wants to be the best. He always wants to be recognized as the best, too. Aaron knew exactly what he was doing when he said that.

    the foxes play D&D!!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    291
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    Andrew, Aaron, and Neil get their wisdom teeth removed, all at the same time. What happens next could not have been predicted.

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    “Aaron. Do you drool in your sleep?” Aaron sits back in his chair, surprised. He feels like the human embodiment of a group of question marks. He will never understand his brother.

     

    Neil and Andrew ask Aaron to settle an argument for them, Aaron is confused and amused.

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    1/1
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    47
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    Aaron can't figure out how people hate when Kevin rambles about history. To him, it's one of the most attractive things he can do. People get annoyed when Kevin comes to them with a new fact that he learned, all excited, but Aaron just wants to be excited with him. He could listen to Kevin talk about history forever. Honestly? Sometimes it even makes him horny.

    Russian translation here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/0189a6c6-792b-70fd-846f-22f475dcf4fb

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    English
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    1,666
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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    279
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    3,494
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    Stuart is busy planning after the death of Queen Elizabeth II when he receives a phone call from Neil

    Language:
    English
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    358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,585
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    Honestly, Seth thinks that Neil’s ass could rival even Allison’s.

    5 times Neil made men question their sexuality +1 time he affirmed Andrew’s

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    83
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    “Obsessed with me much?”

    5 times Neil was caught with Andrew’s merch +1 time Andrew was caught with Neil’s

    Now in Ukrainian: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55820725 xxoo

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1,469
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    11,223

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