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We are going to ignore the last episode of Season 3 and let Beth and Rip have a lovely wedding instead.
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You Can't Tame A Shrew by idareu2bme for brandnewsoul
Fandoms: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
08 Dec 2021
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The family gets together at Walter Stratford's house for Thanksgiving. Aunt Bianca tells Mary how her parents (Pat and Kat) got together in high school. Mary has questions.
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Not Many Words Rhyme with Pirate by idareu2bme for redgear
Fandoms: Princess Bride (1987)
06 Dec 2020
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Picks up right after the end of the movie. Inigo becomes ill from his wounds. Fezzik takes care of him. FEELINGS.
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My Boyfriend, Kyle by idareu2bme for sunsetmog
Fandoms: Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video)
12 Dec 2019
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Gold Nose makes a deal with Secret Agent. He'll get him into the Super Villain Conference by pretending he's his new boyfriend IF Secret Agent uses the opportunity to take out Gold Nose's competition. Gold Nose realizes he's attracted to his nemesis and it's kind of a bum deal to have to pretend to be in a relationship with one's enemy.
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Martin: A Model Assistant by idareu2bme, kristsune
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Oct 2019
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Tim finds Martin's old photoshoot, and makes sure everyone appreciates model!Martin the way he should be.
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The art of the Vulcan manicure is virtually unknown on Earth. Jim blunders in looking to get his raggedy nails cleaned up. He wasn't expecting it to be quite so... sensual.
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26 Apr 2026
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Kirk is working at Starfleet's Department for Interplanetary Affairs, when he'd rather be in the stars. But he takes comfort from texting with his online chess buddy.
Spock was born to be a prince, but his speech impediment makes it impossible to fit into his father's plans for him. Only in writing does he show his true self.
But when they meet in person, not knowing each other's online identities...they could hardly get along worse.
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16 Apr 2026
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No Dawn, No Day by xiaq
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
24 Jun 2025
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“I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”
“Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.
“I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”
”Father,” she corrects.
”Your father,” he agrees.
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An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).
Winner of the 2025 Philon Award for a novel-length fic (!!!)
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15 Apr 2026
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Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”
Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.
“We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”
Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”
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07 Apr 2026
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Three years into King Arthur’s reign, magic users across Camelot are growing restless. Though no more executions have taken place since Arthur made peace with the Druids, sorcery is still punishable by death. Frustrated and increasingly impatient, a group of rogue sorcerers decides to take matters into their own hand, kidnapping Merlin right from under Arthur's nose.
Thus begins a long journey, one where Arthur unearths some hidden truths about everything he thought he knew and Merlin's loyalty is put to the test.
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03 Feb 2026