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“He—He had a nightmare,” Buck says. Eddie can tell he’s tugging at his hair. “He was asleep for barely an hour, and now he won’t stop crying. The thunder scares him.”
Before Eddie can ever answer, Theo’s cries interrupt him. His voice wails out a sad, “EDDIE!”
Eddie pauses. “Did he just say my name?”
On the other line, Buck’s breath hitches. Eddie pulls the comforter off himself, already springing into action to find his shoes and car keys.
Still, Buck doesn’t reply. Theo’s sobs are even more earsplitting through the phone. “I want EDDIE!”
“He’s—” Buck sucks in a breath. “He’s asking for you.”
OR: Theo can’t sleep because of the storm. Buck calls Eddie and Christopher for their help.
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20 Jun 2026
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“You sold your dick?” Eddie says, voice pitching higher than it should. Everyone snaps to look at him, and Eddie’s cheeks suddenly flush with warmth. Okay. Maybe he’s drunk.
“No…not exactly,” Buck says, “I let them like… take a mould. Take some pictures. That’s not— it could be the lie! You guys have to guess!”
“No,” Eddie slurs, tilting forward, an accusatory finger pointed. “I don’t believe you. And the car thing is—” A slightly drunken hiccup. “Bullshit. You can’t tell two lies.”
Horrified at the allegation, Buck gasps, hand slapped against his sternum. “You think I’d— Eddie, the sanctity of two truths and a lie is really, really important to me.”
OR: One Life-Altering, Buck-Dick-Shaped Truth.
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19 Jun 2026
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Someone exclaims in the background, but Buck’s voice cuts through louder when he asks, “You… you want to borrow my…?”
“Flashlight,” Eddie supplies with patient emphasis. It is not, strictly speaking, a leap of faith to assume Buck of all people would have one, but he did move recently, so— who knows what’s still lost in Packed Box Limbo. “Please tell me you have one I can use.”
“I…” there’s a lengthy pause on the other end, Buck’s voice weak and tapering off at the end. “Y-Yeah, okay.”
Or: Eddie just needs to borrow some tools. Fleshlight, flashlight, what’s the difference? The distinction has never been more illuminating.
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18 Jun 2026
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He stands, frozen, at the foot of the bed, and watches as Eddie parents his child.
When did that happen? he wonders, a buzzing alarm set loose in his head. The knowledge of it– the feeling that comes with it– crashes over him.
Eddie glances up, all dark eyes and warm concern when he’s the one in the hospital bed, and oh–
Buck loves him.
or: eddie gets hurt, theo has a crashout, and buck has a realization, in that order.
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16 Jun 2026
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"You, uh, you ever heard of—of a prostate massage?" Buck asked. He had his hand resting on Eddie's shoulder now, with Eddie still holding onto his wrist.
Eddie huffed out a laugh best he could. "Don't tell me you learned that in, uh, in Peru." He said, trying to keep his voice light and joking as if it would dispell the tense air lighting up the room. As if it could hide the way he felt himself twitch in his briefs hearing Buck say prostate massage.
Buck smiled, not quite laughing as he replied. "No, that one is from other sources." He said. "Really good for stress relief, though. Tried and true."
Eddie shifted underneath Buck, feeling the stiff flagpole tucked away in his pants. He was leaking steadily now, the front of his underwear damp and sticking to him uncomfortably. He let go of Buck's wrist, bringing his hands up to sit underneath his head while he arched his back ever-so-slightly up towards Buck.
"If you think it'll help." He says, hoarse and much more sultry than he meant.
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the platonic prostate massage fic
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10 Jun 2026
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Eddie simply cannot know that he is currently naked. That would be catastrophic.
“Um, I— did you need anything? I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Buck says, which. Okay. That did not sound convincing. He adds, “I can call you back in ten?”
“I thought you just woke up?” Eddie says, and, fuck— Buck did basically say that.
Carefully, he says, “I did.”
“So what were you—?”
God, this is mortifying. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Buck, and he’s been caught in, like, four natural disasters. And also struck by lightning. And had a fire engine fall on him. He even dated (he shudders at the thought) Tommy Kinard.
“Eddie,” he says. He doesn’t know what else to say.
“What? If you need to pee you can just mute yourself.”
“Eddie, that’s not—”
“Then what?” Eddie laughs. “If you’re still in bed, you can’t ha— oh.”
Or: Buck answers the phone in the middle of jerking off. For some reason, Eddie asks him not to hang up.
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06 Jun 2026
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another Eurovision 9/11 fic (I am so sorry)
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28 May 2026
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It’s almost like — like Buck’s holding a possible thing in his hands, fragile and fledgling, born too early. It’s not the first time he’s felt this way, with Eddie. It’s happened before, mostly in kitchens.
“Did that guy tell you the name of the suite he put us in?”
The corner of Eddie’s mouth lifts. There, Buck supposes, is his answer.
“Yeah. Honeymooners, huh? Should we tell him about our disaster of a trip?”
His stomach lurches. God. Eddie’s taking this in stride; Buck should be thankful for it. Instead, he’s afraid he’ll be sick all over their shoes.
or: a pining buck has to navigate the Emotional Saw Trap that is the road trip back from new mexico. eddie, quite literally, comes along for the ride.
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24 May 2026
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Jane's Q by reddottedpaper
Fandoms: My Lady Jane (TV), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, James Bond (Craig Movies)
29 Dec 2024
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Jane Grey is the newly appointed 007. Intelligent, resourceful and effective in her work, she encounters an obstacle on her first mission as the mysterious new quartermaster happens to be hot as fuck.
Will they manage to successfuly complete their mission or will they complete each other?
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07 May 2026
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02 May 2026
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I Can Be What You Need (If You Give Me A Chance) by Kwills91 for timeshareindestin
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Eddie’s too busy thinking about the implications of what Buck had just told him, realization crashing into him hard at just how much impact on his life Buck has had—in huge, eye-opening ways, but in soft, subtle, gentle nudge of a domino ways too—to notice Buck’s hand moving, slowly, until the front of his shirt is pinched between Buck’s thumb and curved forefinger. He’s barely holding it, like this small act means something so much bigger, and Buck can’t bring himself to go the whole way, not without knowing and being certain of the answer, but the shift of fabric is enough to snap Eddie back to the present, eyes dropping to where Buck holds his shirt before looking up. Buck lifts his eyes at the same moment and they meet in the middle. They’re red ringed and shining, something raw and desperate reflected back at Eddie, and he wonders what Buck sees in his.
“I just want to feel alive. Please help me feel alive.”5 times Buck and Eddie pretend they're just giving each other what they need + 1 time they actually ask for what they want.
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22 Apr 2026
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Buck swipes his tongue over his blood-splattered lips, the metallic taste lingering on his tongue. Something sharp pinches the back of his hand, and he waits for the familiar, almost comforting sensation of pain medication to begin to flood through his veins.
The pain begins to recede to a more welcoming ache, though it continues to ripple across his pelvis in small waves. Buck’s body slumps against the rubble as the last of the adrenaline begins to leave his body. His vision swims in and out of focus, but one constant thought manages to break through the fog.
Eddie.
He needs them to know.
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OR Buck gets hurt when Eddie's in Texas and makes everyone promise not to tell him.
Bad Things Happen Bingo - Long-Term Recovery
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- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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22 Apr 2026
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For months, Buck has been professionally harassed over dispatch by one infuriatingly calm operator with a smug voice, a superiority complex, and a deeply concerning habit of calling him sweetheart over an active emergency line.
Buck hates him.
Obviously.
Then he meets Eddie Diaz in person and unfortunately discovers that the smug voice comes with stupidly nice hands, unfair eye contact, and a thirteen-year-old son who immediately decides Buck is his problem now.
Worse, Eddie gets weirdly possessive every time someone else looks at Buck too long.
Worse than that, Buck likes it.
And when a bad call turns into a building collapse and Eddie has to listen to Buck trapped beneath it over an open dispatch line, suddenly none of it feels like a joke anymore.
Or: Buck and Eddie fall in love while arguing over city emergency communications, and literally everyone is tired of them.
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22 Apr 2026
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Chris smiles up at him like it’s any other day, like Buck didn’t almost kill him less than twenty-four hours ago. “Are you staying for breakfast?”
“Buck’s staying the whole day,” Eddie announces before he can answer.
“You are?” Chris asks at the same time Buck says, “I am?”
“Yep,” Eddie says with a finality to it that Buck is hopeless to argue over.
“Cool!” Christopher grins.
“Cool,” Buck echoes with a forced, strained smile. He’d rather be alone and hiding under the covers right now, throwing himself another pity party.
or, Eddie takes Buck home after the tsunami
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19 Apr 2026
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don't ask for permission, just manipulate until you get what you want, or however the saying goes by likes_koolaid
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
19 Apr 2026
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“Would you rather a baby be hit by a car?” Buck barrels on, tucking Nightcrawler against his chest and staring Eddie down, blinking rapidly to force tears into his eyes. “Just so you wouldn’t have to see her unseemly lack of a fourth leg?”
“Buck,” Eddie says incredulously.
Time for the finale. “Should I leave, too, Eddie? Since you clearly are so disgusted by amputees, I wouldn’t want to make you live with such filth.”
Eddie runs a hand down his face, and Buck knows he’s got him. He feels bad. Almost. But then again, Eddie sort of forces Buck to trick him. If Eddie would have let him get a cat, Buck wouldn’t have had to spend weeks manipulating him. “Oh my god, you’re evil.”
“I’m evil? Me, the amputee, with my amputee cat, getting kicked out of my— of our own home, I’m the evil one.”
or, amputee Buck brings home a cat with three legs
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19 Apr 2026
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“How did you get home from the hospital?”
“Took an uber.”
“Does Maddie know?” Silence. “Does anyone?” More silence. More of Buck refusing to meet his gaze, staring at the door like he thought he could entice Eddie to leave by the power of suggestion. Well, good fucking luck, Eddie thought. Wild horses, and all that. “Why didn’t you call anyone?” he demanded. “Why didn’t you call me?”
“I did!” Buck snarled. The momentum of his indignation carried him into a sitting position, and Eddie could see him flinch with the pain of it. His unnaturally stoic front was gone, and something raw and wrenching took its place; it occurred to Eddie that he’d never heard Buck raise his voice before. “I did call you, Eddie! As I was bleeding out on my kitchen floor. You. Didn’t. Answer.”
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The squatter in Buck's attic has a knife. Buck has a bit of a breakdown. Eddie has a plan to make everything right.
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18 Apr 2026
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it all breaks down, it always does (it all works out, it always does) by Elgney
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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“I have no idea what’s going on.” He was embarrassed at the whiny note in his voice, but he couldn’t swallow it away. “I mean, the last thing I remember, I was telling my parents that I was leaving Texas. And then all of the sudden I wake up and it’s like—”
Like some stranger named Buck had infiltrated every corner of his life. That’s what it felt like.
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Amnesiac Eddie tries really hard to hate Buck. It doesn’t stick.
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17 Apr 2026
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look, healthcare workers have their own very special love language. and new paramedic Evan Buckley is a quick learner.
(paramedic Buck, nurse Eddie. meet-cute, only rated T for medical stuff. Buck is a first responder magpie bringing Eddie weird gifts to try to impress him.)
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- Part 1 of nurse sexy and medic buckley
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16 Apr 2026
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Eddie’s changed back into his civilian clothes and is just finishing tightening the laces on his boots when Chimney comes into the locker room, his face uncharacteristically serious.
“Hey guys, can you all hang back a minute? I need to talk to you about something,” he says, pulling the door closed behind him.
Hen looks up from her phone, glancing around at Eddie, Ravi, and Harry. “Sure, Cap. Should we wait for Buck?”
Chim sighs and shakes his head. “It’s…it’s about Buck.”
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A few missing scenes from Pick Your Poison.Bookmarked by hotchiepoo_hook
14 Apr 2026
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Evan Buckley is five years old when he realizes that he doesn’t feel pain.
Evan is five and a half when he learns how to pretend.
Over the years, Buck gets really, really good at pretending.
That is, until the day Eddie gets shot right in front of him.
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An AU where Buck is unable to feel pain.- Language:
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14 Apr 2026