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A wedding night in which two virgins discover that the distance between theory and practice is, in this particular arena, catastrophic — and that it does not matter in the slightest.
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13 Jul 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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26 Jun 2026
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Modern AU, set in Aotearoa New Zealand
Stede owns a vineyard. Ed and Izzy, long-time boyfriends, are just intending to play with a big-dicked rich guy for a bit, but whoops, they're a throuple!
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Anatomy of a Scandal by Rena
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
20 Aug 2017
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When Steve Rogers returns to Brooklyn, the marriage arranged for him having proven to be a sham, he is desperate; desperate to regain his footing in Society, desperate to secure a wealthy spouse capable of paying the costly treatments that keep his mother alive and settling his family's debts. But how is he to do that when people view him as nothing more than damaged goods, someone to be sneered at, ridiculed, looked down upon, or pitied at best?
An opportunity presents itself when Lord Barnes, the renowned carefree Casanova of Brooklyn, forgets himself during one night of drunken stupor, sending Steve a letter that flouts all laws of common decency. An agreement is soon made: in return for Steve's discretion, Lord Barnes will pretend to court him, taking him to the most fancy events of the season where Steve can be introduced to potential suitors. It all works out perfectly, until Steve comes to understand that Lord Barnes is not as pompous and self-absorbed as he believed....
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13 Aug 2024
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Time makes you bolder, children grow older by mtothedestiel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Apr 2022
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After making his fortune in the Royal Navy, Captain Edward Teach returns to English society a wealthy man looking for a spouse. It’s the perfect opportunity to rub it in the face of Mr. Stede Bonnet, the lover who broke his heart by rejecting his proposal fifteen years ago. But is seeing Stede lonely and unhappy what Ed really wants?
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12 Aug 2024