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    He gave her a dry smile. “Maybe you want me. Desperate little slag, you are. Always finding an excuse to put your hands on me.”

    In what made for a terrifying moment, she returned his smile with an equally sardonic one. Somehow, it was more horrible than her scowl.

    She then took a step closer, her chest barely inches from his. One of her hands braced itself on the edge of the counter as she pressed up onto her toes. Her face was inches from his. He could see the finest details: that the rims of her ears were red, that the same color was softly dusted across her cheeks, and that one of her lashes was careening downwards, threatening to poke her eye in her next blink.

    He recoiled. “What do you think you’re doing? I’ve got standards. I’d sooner castrate myself.”

    That unpleasant smile twisted higher.

    “So then why did your mother just ask me to date you?”

     

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    - voldemort died in the graveyard
    - seventh year quidditch rivalry
    - fake pr relationship engineered by one narcissa malfoy
    - harry potter is jasmine potter
    updates 2-3x a week!

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    05 Apr 2026

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    one of the best fem!harry stories I've read. one of the best stories i have read, period, full-stop.

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    His prosthetic leg was covered in stickers. Her hands were stained with marker ink in wonderful multicolor.

    She could color outside the lines. She could color inside the lines. She could color the skin pink or the hair black or whatever color she wished. She could ignore the lines entirely and just draw whatever she wanted.

    Chiasaki would have never allowed any of this. She doesn’t freeze or feel that horrible feeling in her chest at the thought of him anymore. Instead she only felt... Something else. It was a warmer feeling, one that settled in her gut.

    It took a few days of this new feeling to be recognized and named- anger. She wasn’t as afraid anymore, that had grown into anger.

    How could anything in this so-called “sick” place ever be bad? She admires her color-stained hands, the shoes that were allowed to remain dirty, the softness of fresh mud during a rainstorm under her hands. Sand between her fingers, dust wiped away from glass to reveal a view of the forest.

    Eri doesn’t care if she’s cursed. She doesn’t care if this entire world is covered in little germs that would make her sick. Eri loves it so much.

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    A look at Eri and her relationship with cleanliness

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    25 Jun 2025

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    lovely, eri-centric, great depiction of a child's perspective

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    The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    very funny, captures spirit of hermitcraft well & all the hermits

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    She pulls out a leather bound book, a small Robin sticker in the center of the red cover. Flipping it open to a page, she peers at Jason, raising an eyebrow as she clicks a matching pen.

    "What's your availability during the week?"

    Figures Replacement's kid has a planner.
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    Tim acquires a child. Everyone else learns at their own pace.

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    14 Oct 2024

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    In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’

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    09 May 2024

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