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    Diana is trying to clean up her hair, Clark just wants to finish his article, and Bruce...is being Bruce.

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    “I need your help.” Clark says, crossing his arms. His jaw tightened. “I can’t tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we’re gonna hurt some people.”

     

    There was a long pause as Bruce considered this, looking away from his screen for the first time. The corner of his mouth lifted.

    “Whose car are we taking?”

     
    In which an unsavory character lays hands on Lois Lane, and Clark borrows a line from The Town to recruit his best friend into giving out some much-deserved payback.

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    "Fill in the Pit with lead, all the way up to the entrance. I don’t care how expensive it is.”

    “It’s tiny, I mean, you could barely fit a grown man in it. Shouldn’t take more than a few trips.” Tim trails off, head tilting to the side again. “Hey B.”

    “Yeah?” Bruce asks.

    “How tall are you these days?”

    or, five things Bruce loses when his family keeps dunking him in a Lazarus Pit, and one thing he gains.

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    prompt from tumblr:

    fic idea where for some reason Bruce (as Batman) has to pick up Alfred and Tim from a public event gone wrong in the Batmobile (Tim was poisoned) and it’s not an emergency but speed is of essence and this is, coincidentally, the first time Alfred has been in the Batmobile when it’s actually moving and he gets to see firsthand how absolutely insane Bruce drives without the need to obey speed limits. and Tim’s puking and generally displeased so Alfred spends the whole ride chiding Bruce to slow down, for god’s sake, only for Tim to chime in from the backseat, between heaves, that this is slow for him, Alfred—

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    The bat bros are ride or die. And if that means searching for a very specific kind of pudding in the middle of the night so pregnant Babs doesn’t kill Dick, and fighting off the subsequent mafia hit job that follows, then they’re gonna fucking do that, you know?

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