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    When Ilya gets into a car accident on his way back from the cottage and wakes up having lost the last half year of his memories, Shane’s world crumbles.
    He keeps telling himself that Ilya will remember, that everything will go back to how it was before, but it’s hard to keep holding on to that hope when Ilya looks at him with so much distrust and hurt in his eyes.

    Having just spent two wonderful weeks at Shane’s cottage, Ilya’s newfound bliss is cut short when he wakes up in a hospital and the last thing he remembers is playing a game against the Metros back in winter.
    Stuck in his head with his most recent memories following shortly after the tuna melt disaster, he has a hard time figuring out why Shane Hollander keeps showing up at his hospital room. It’s not like they’re even on speaking terms, right?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Amnesia fic! Another one! Svetlana is the smartest one in the room, shane doesn't know how much to share and somehow forgets to mention that he broke up with Rose end sweet and lovely ❤️

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    Ilya thought playing on the same team as Shane would mean chirping, showing off, and maybe winning a Cup together.

    He did not expect it to mean having to tell Shane, as his captain, that the way he talks to their rookie is hurting the team.

    Shane takes this extremely literally. Ilya takes it extremely personally.

    Or: one difficult conversation, two very different brains, and two husbands trying very hard to take care of each other.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    By the time Shane washes his face, brushes his teeth and packs, there's no time to change. So he's stuck wearing the sweatshirt to the airport while mentally being grateful that it's not a tight neon t-shirt that shows the two barbells poking through both his nipples.

    Let this be a lesson. Never look at pictures of your situationship with his tongue down beautiful women's throats and go on a jealousy tirade to live a wild night in a city like Las Vegas.
     

    Or, Shane gets accidental nipple piercings and Ilya misunderstands.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Sweatshirt haunts the narrative AND it has this HEARTBREAKING line: “Why are you being so… distant? So… cruel?” Shane asks and sniffs. “Why won't you hold me? Kiss me? Call me Shane? Why—” he breaks off and looks away.

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    “Sorry,” Shane says. “It wasn’t bad, or anything. Okay, I mean, it was bad, but not bad bad. I just wasn’t enjoying it.”

    “Ah,” Ilya says. “Doctor role-play not for you? This is okay.”

    But Shane shakes his head. He fumbles to grasp at Ilya’s hand beside him, and Ilya squeezes back gratifyingly fast, which gives him the confidence to say, “No, it’s not that, it’s just—it was kind of inaccurate.”

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    Or: Shane and Ilya try doctor roleplay. It's hot in theory, but in the moment, Shane gets in his head about all the medical inaccuracies. So Ilya does some research.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane safewords out because of role play inaccuracies and his husband comes back ready to go! Fucking delightful from start to finish, the joking, the care, so good!

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Shane had the sudden sinking feeling that he had been stood up. Rozanov must have found something better to do with his night in Toronto. He started back into his room when the number next to his door caught his eye.

    Oh, no.

    1401.

    He’d told Rozanov the wrong number. He was sure of it. His brain was so scrambled by the interaction in the shower that when Rozanov asked his room number, he jumbled up the digits and told him 1410.

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    Shane accidentally gives Rozanov the wrong hotel room number after the CCM commercial shoot and has to come to terms with what he wants a bit earlier than he wants. (Happy ending epilogue included because I'm a bitch who needs closure, ok?)

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Cuuuuute, Shane mixes up room numbers but they DO find each other and its the first time and its so so sweet and good. Then we end in 2013 ready wanting to come out and be together, MY HEART