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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    After the chef falls ill, smooth-faced Captain Grimlie quickly took it upon himself to feed the crew for the time being. Surely the lack of ingredients and his insane bowel movements won't lead to deviant acts damning him to Davy Jones Locker.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    why is this perfect

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Mike accidentally walks in on Will jerking himself off. He takes matters into his own hands, showing Will every which way to feel good, and Will listens to all of his instructions like the good girl that he is.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    read later!

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Robin sighed. "Bodies change, Steve. You're not in high school anymore. You can buy new jeans."

    Steve shook his head firmly. "I don't want new jeans. I want these to fit," he argued, tightening his core and attempting to button the pants again, or even just get the zipper to stay up if he was honest.

    "Your stomach isn't the problem." Steve jumped, nearly forgetting Eddie was watching him from the doorway, one ankle thrown over the other, arms crossed over his chest. Eddie shrugged, smiling as he added, "I actually like a man with a little bit of fat on him."

     

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    Steve didn't fit into his old clothes anymore. Eddie won't stop talking about his ass. Robin seems to know something Steve doesn't.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    oh hell yes

  4. Rec 2

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    Their latest mission brings them on a planet with three moons where they all sleep in the same room.

    The first night, Pidge wakes up thinking it's raining before they discover one of Keith's habit : he pulls his cock out in his sleep, bring the head over the bed, and piss.

    Lance is very happy he won the argument and gets to sleep with his face next to Keith's farty ass.

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    I wrote a little thing for hyperscat day, about a catboy whose litterbox just isn’t enough to contain his massive messes.

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