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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Wolfwood begrudgingly agrees to officiate a wedding, and quickly realizes that he doesn’t know much about weddings to begin with. Vash takes the opportunity to enlighten him on some of the minor details.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 37

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    “Wolfwood,” Vash whispers. He shakes his head without taking his gaze off of Andy, who’s dropped his head. “It’s fine.”

    Wolfwood shuts his mouth, though he doesn’t look happy about it. Vash isn’t sure he could ask for that anyway. When Vash rises to his feet, Andy lifts his face again, tears streaming off his cheeks. He’s grimacing, bared lips and clenched teeth, and for all the fury in his expression, it’s obvious what he’s feeling first and foremost is the pain.

    Even if it wasn’t obvious, Vash knows exactly how he feels—has suffered through the same emotion every day for the past one hundred and fifty years, so he’d be able to identify it regardless.

    “You killed my mom,” Andy whispers.

    ---

    Vash and Wolfwood get involved in a feud that has nothing to do with them, as they always do. Lives are saved, but not all of them, and a child ends up orphaned, leaving Vash grappling with both his guilt and the remembered grief of when it happened to him.

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    29 May 2026

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    Это лучший character study Вэша что я видела среди тригановских фиков. 10/10

  3. Rec 63

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    “Come on,” Vash says, “can’t you see I’m in a bind?”

    “I should charge you double fer bringin’ plague.”

    “It’s not plague! Please, I need to take care of him.”

    “Fifty. Double. Dollars. Or get the hell outta my lobby.”

    “I don’t have that. I don’t want trouble, is there anything else I can do?”

    The woman leans around to look at Wolfwood, wrinkling her nose. She eyes his clothing, appraising for the worth of a worn down cotton mess held together by prayers and Wolfwood’s shoddy mending skills. Then her eyes skip up to the Punisher still strapped to Vash’s back. Then back to Wolfwood.

    “Church man?”

    Vash nods stiffly.

    “He wear jewelry?”

    A rosary.

    “No,” Vash says.

    She shrugs. “Less you cough up something, I can’t help you.”

    Vash stares at her then nods and nods and keeps nodding as he pulls his revolver out from under his coat. He sets it on the counter without looking down at it.

    “Will this work?”

    or~ Wolfwood gets shot in the gut.

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    24 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    But this one night before bed, as he can recall with perfect clarity, it was a story about a boy having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A day when just about everything that could go wrong did go wrong, and it wasn’t really the boy’s fault at all, except maybe it was, but only sorta. At the time he had been quite sympathetic to the boy's plight, after all the day did sound quite terrible to a plant who was almost one year old himself, even if it did end with his mother tucking him in.

    Now, at a ripe old hundred and fifty some years, he thinks that perhaps his day deserves to be the next edition of that book.

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    21 May 2026

  5. Rec 20

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    Vash doesn’t normally use pet names so freely.

    Lately, Wolfwood seems to be the exception.

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    20 May 2026

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    Это так нежно!