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Mike seemed to be coping just fine without his previous, no doubt effective, mix of drugs and directionlessness. Harvey truly believed that, until he noticed a pattern.
Harvey shouldn't care. So, Harvey doesn't care; Mike’s problems are self-inflicted tragedies by an emotional idiot who can't tell when a losing game is a game lost.
He realized all of this about Mike, actually hasn’t stopped thinking about it since putting the pieces together, so maybe it shouldn't have come as a surprise to see him at his front door the day Rachel broke up with him.
Or, Harvey can't help but notice: When Mike gets bad, he starts crawling into any open bed.
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08 Jul 2026
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens— and that friendship has been mingled with a growing desire and longing since they met.
When the tantalising gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
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05 May 2026
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Literally the Communist Manifesto
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10 Dec 2025
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Love & Blowjobs & Other Sacred Things by BrujaBanter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2021
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Two strangers meet in a loud and dingy club. It's love at first sight, except the few mitigating circumstances. Namely, that Sirius is married to God, Remus is a minister, love is complicated, and religion is even more so.
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In which Sirius is a priest, Remus is a preacher, Lily is a badass, and James is confused.
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05 Dec 2025
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“You don’t have any other ulterior motives for visiting my future self?”
Sirius tilts his head to the side, giving Remus more room to kiss and tease him. “Well, maybe, I think, I don’t know…” He can no longer get any words out. Just imagining Remus when he’s older. Would he be more stern? More intense? What would Professor Remus be like after years and years of studying seriously for the job? And with gray hairs growing in his curly brown hair? He feels Remus’ hands tighten against his waist, with one going to his ass to pull him in tighter, and he moans softly when he realizes how hard he’s gotten, his cock rubbing softly against Remus’ thigh.
When Remus pulls away from Sirius’ neck, his eyes are a little hazy, and Sirius knows he looks probably even more dazed. “You’re thinking about fucking my older self, aren’t you, Sirius?”
OR. Sirius finds a time turner, and goes to the future to fuck Remus when he’s older. That’s it. That’s the plot.
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- Part 5 of August’s Wolfstar Kinktober 2024
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22 Sep 2025