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—"Agh! Fuck me!”
“Well, that’s what I’ve been meaning to do for a while, Forehead…”
“What?? Prosecutor Gavin, I-I can’t believe you said that! Oh my god!” Is what Klavier expected to run out of Apollo’s lips, right under a delightfully red forehead. But…
“Really now?” Apollo straightens up, walking towards Klavier before looking up at him, eyes playful despite the lack of smirk. “And… how long is that, exactly?”—or: Klavier is desperately, helplessly crushing on Apollo. And the only way he can actually confess his feelings is through explicit propositions that are never taken seriously… Except, for once, it actually works.
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“Oh. What Zoro finds pretty? That’s obvious."
“It is?” Sanji asks, shocked.
“It is?” Zoro asks, eyes wide.
Or: six times Sanji tries to guess Zoro’s type, and one time Zoro asks for his.
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Not everything should be left unsaid.
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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Jonathan,
Checking to see if I got the right address for you guys. Just in case, you know?
And I thought you'd want to know that even though the kids miss Will and El a lot they're getting by OK so far. Everybody is a little quieter but Mike isn't showing any signs of deppression which I know was like a legitimate concern. But you probably already hear about him from Nancy so I'm sure you already knew.
Anyways you don't have to write back if you just put a big check mark over this paper and do the "return to sender" thing or whatever that works and I'll know you got it.
Thanks,
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"Didn't think I'd be seeing your face again."
“I was hoping I wouldn’t see yours again, old geezer.”
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A story in which Sanji returns to the Baratie after accomplishing his dream, but he brings someone along with him.Bookmarked by green_wallpaper
13 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
HOLY FUCK GUYS 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
(a great analysis on Sanji’s character)