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Hermione wants Harry to be happy. She will get him a date whether he wants her to or not.
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Harry's life didn't turn out like he expected after the war. He never did get past all the trauma. Not that he tried to deal with it. He just kept piling more on top by continuing to fight evil wizards. For decades. You can't run into life-threatening situations forever and always expect to win. Eventually, you will lose. What happens next is anyone's guess.
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- Part 1 of The Crusty Curser
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Post-War Harry takes a philosophy class and learns about killing babies before they become mass murderers.
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Harry is a prophesized hero, but he died. Many times. He has had several afterlife processing agents, but they haven't set him up for success. His newest agent, Max, wants Harry to win at all costs. He's going to help Harry cheat at life by setting him up as a Gamer.
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The best part of the Reptilia28 Reaper prompts is the interactions with whoever their Reaper is. There is so much room for play with just the person. Then you can start to subvert the prompt into more fun.
Each of these chapters is a standalone response to the original prompt while not explicitly filling it. If I had any desire to make these a feature length fic, it will be posted as a separate story.
This will be updated very intermittently. Basically, when I get an idea, I'll write it.
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Harry Potter's life doesn't turn out like he thought it would. He never deals with his trauma and stacks even more on top of it. Eventually, he dies. Or something? Maybe? Ends up in a void. he doesn't understand it either. He uses all of his mighty power to apparate out of the void.
Where does he land? Well each story is different. This isn't a sequential series. Each story will be a standalone with the same 1st chapter of Harry's post-canon life (Epilogue Prologue). He might end up traveling in time, in another dimension, another universe, back in a younger body, who the fuck knows.
Wherever he ends up, he still hasn't dealt with the trauma, and he still says lots of bad words. He curses. A lot. He's a disgruntled old man with shit-loads of magical power and doesn't give a fuck about societal standards of what's appropriate to say.
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Dragon Age: A Wizard's Origins by zugrian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins
20 Jun 2023
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All of the Grey Wardens lie dead at Ostagar alongside the king. Ferelden is in turmoil, and the only hope to stop the Blight is a stranger from another world. Harry Potter thought that he had escaped a world full of war and destruction, but it seems his task may never be complete. He may not be the hero Ferelden needs, but he's the only chance they've got left.
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Holly Potter-Stark by White_Squirrel
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2026
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02 Aug 2026
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The Owl, the Witch, and a Man Named Anthony by White_Squirrel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2026
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Holly Potter learnt at Gringotts that her father wasn’t James Potter, but some guy named Anthony Stark.
Tony Stark was very confused when a paternity claim was delivered directly to his bedroom by a snowy owl.
They begin a correspondence of letters, not knowing what bizarre revelations will come of it, all mediated by our favourite Arctic avian and told in real time as the letters are delivered.
Formerly “Flight of the Post Owl.” Covers Hogwarts first year. Holly was born in 2000. The letters start in Chapter 10.
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- Part 1 of Holly Potter-Stark
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03 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
F!Harry is Tony Stark's daughter. Better than the description. Long. Just finished year 1 at 160k words, done with Epistolary (so shorter chapters). Epistolary is generally very good. lots of "normal" chapters inter spaced as Interludes to fill it in more.
Holly has just moved in with Tony for 1st year > 2 year summer break. Official custody with Stark done. (dursley's out of picture? probably). Dumbledore, not evil, admits mistakes. author tries to address plot holes reasonably. Dumbledore not wholly ignorant of muggles, which makes sense since he likes bowling. Knows about video tapes and DNA. Good interpretation of Albus.
Overall, keep reading. Ch 167/167
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As the Wind Abates by DingusMacgoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mass Effect Trilogy
17 Jun 2026
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After witnessing the death of his oldest friend, an immortal Harry Potter turns to the stars in an attempt to find meaning in his life.
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Hailey Potter and the Soulmate Beyond Time by Chemical_Cookie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
18 May 2025
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A Hailey Potter (fem harry)/Rosalie Hale romance story, taking place five years after the defeat of Voldemort.
Hailey, wanting to get away from England after everything, decides to move to a safe house Sirius got her in Forks, Washington. She takes Teddy with her, as she is his godmother, and starts a life there, focusing on raising Teddy.
Five years later, the Cullen's move in, and the beginning of a love story starts.