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    When a person draws anything on their skin it shows up on another persons arm, namely their soulmate, The one person in the world they are fated for, that they should be looking for.
    Everyone wants to know if Spider-Man's found his soulmate and if they're the lucky winner.
    Thing is, Peter wouldn't know and he doesn't really care, cause he doesn't draw for his soulmate, who he's been ignoring for years.
    “You, don’t?” Deadpool said, oh so slowly, drawing the words over his tongue as foreign to him as a new language he’s never spoken before, emotionlessly repeating what Peter had said in an attempt to hear it back and understand it the second time.
    “I don’t draw to my soulmate anymore, I guess I haven’t in a long time.” Peter confirmed again, just as slowly and carefully because he still didn’t know how Pool was going to react.
    “How- how could you fucking not?” There was the disgusted, even knowing it was a possibility it still cut him to his core.

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    25 May 2026

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    When Spider-Man’s best friend Johnny Storm asks him for help in tactfully declining a marriage proposal from the King of Atlantis, Namor the Sub-Mariner, the only solution is for him to volunteer Daily Bugle photographer Peter Parker to pretend to be dating Johnny at the Engagement Banquet in Atlantis. Sure, it’s technically lying to his best friend about who Peter Parker is, but the important thing is that Johnny won’t have to marry Namor, and if Peter gets some photographs of Atlantis to sell, what’s the harm? Peter thought the most difficult thing about this scenario was going to be making sure Johnny didn’t figure out Peter is actually Spider-Man. Having to pretend he wasn’t actually falling in love with his best friend never crossed his mind.

    Featuring fake relationships, forced (almost) marriages, identity porn, traditional Atlantean clothing, and amorous cephalopods.

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    20 May 2026

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    “So, about this new intern of yours,” Johnnie says as she smooths her skirt out. When Reed peers at her curiously, she waggles her eyebrows. “Is he cute?”

    Reed laughs good-naturedly. “Sorry, Johnnie. She’s, well — a girl, but perhaps you’ll get along anyway.” He perks up when someone rounds the corner. “Oh, there she is now.”

    The girl that emerges is the most disheveled person Johnnie has ever seen. Her lab coat is at least two sizes too big. Her glasses are askew, smudged, and do little to hide the deep bags under her eyes besides. Her dark hair is short and choppy, like she cut it herself. In the dark. With a pair of craft scissors.

    And yet somehow she’s still kind of cute. Fuck.

    Johnnie’s not sure how to feel about the fact that she finds Reed’s new intern cute, considering they’re both girls. Luckily she still has Spider-Man to moon over.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    After losing everything, Peter is quite content to keep his head to the ground and mind his own neighborhoodly business. That gets a little complicated when an entire universe comes knocking at his door.

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    Villains have been appearing out of thin air, so now Johnny has to pretend to make nice with some other world's B-rate hero—one who won't even share his name, let alone show his face. But at least the view is nice...

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    04 Apr 2026

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    “So, what are you good at?” Candy leans in, still moves her body as she speaks to Zoro and it’s both agonising and wonderful. “Not dancing, obviously.”

    “Um,” Zoro says, with the brilliance of a burnt-out lightbulb.

    “Your arms look nice. Are you good with your hands?” Candy asks, tilting her head. There’s something else hidden in that question, something at the edge of it that Zoro can’t quite grasp.

    “I- I mean-,” Zoro tries and fails.

    “How about your mouth?”

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    Zoro works as a bouncer at a queer night club. Candy attracts his attention with ease. She treats him like a dog and Zoro is surprised to find that he's into that.

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    13 Mar 2026