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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    “I can’t stop thinking about you,” Glinda says so, so quietly. So quietly that Elphaba can barely hear the confession over the press of the rain on the roof. It’s an out, Elphaba realizes. She can pretend she never heard her admission, they can ride out the storm and then go back to being people who flirt harmlessly with each other. Glinda’s giving her the option to ignore it all.

    Or she can do the messy thing, the tricky thing, and acknowledge it.
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    Sir Chuffrey's wife hires Elphaba to be their landscaper so she can flirt with her. It gets out of hand.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Galinda could endure being opposed and contradicted. What she couldn't endure was harmony, because harmony implied a fit, and a fit implied that some part of her had been built with a matching part of Elphaba, which was intolerable.”

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    Or: Slightly unhinged Galinda Upland hears Elphaba Thropp sing once and never recovers.

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Munchkinland and Gilliken Country are forced to merge into one nation, Princesses Elphaba Thropp and Galinda Upland become tentative friends who must depend on each other in the midst of a war for the rightful owner of the throne.

    As they begin to spend more time with one another, feelings blossom between the two of them despite the danger of their love in a traditional world.

    Or Gelphie princesses on opposite sides of a war AU

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Glinda Upland left life as a proper lady in Frottica for late nights and hot mornings in the cozmopolitan city of light. Now, she passes her days sitting too still as a model for the radical, reticent painter, Elphaba Thropp, dreaming of the follies.

    Or: 19th century painter/model AU aka historical lesbians aka Sunday in the Park with Gelphie, featuring a lot of bickering, failed connections, and absinthe-drinking at the cabaret.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    It was the unique color of her skin— curiosity anyone would have— that made her look. That's what she told herself. Even as her eyes traveled lower…locking onto the he bare skin of Elphie's ass. Tracing over the curves of her hips…committing every freckle to memory.

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    01 Jun 2026